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noonefromnowhere
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Yeah, common core is trying to induce abstract thought in kids. But not everyone is capable of abstract thought, which is why I make fun of anyone who says they can't understand common core math.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=647cf2cee91db

Cops, firefighters, and EMS bag the corpses.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=648a2877aeda3

Cops have to scrape dead bodies off the roads. That's why they care about seatbelts, speeding, etc...


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=648a2877aeda3

Cops have to scrape dead bodies off of the road. They'd like to do that less often.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=648a2877aeda3

Because they're the ones who have to scrape dead bodies off of the roads and they'd like to have to do that less often.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=648a2877aeda3

It's a free vending machine. The funny part is that the first people who walk by are going to take EVERYTHING and then try to sell it for crack money.


/v/Retarded viewpost?postid=647f6fc30120c

But there's no ten in the problem


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=647cf2cee91db

"But there's no ten in the problem"


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=647cf2cee91db

"But there's no ten in the problem." You have my sympathy buddy.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=647cf2cee91db

Yeah, he was souped! Meat falling off the bone tender.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=647a646c4fed9

Yeah, I was thinking laundry too once I saw all the big kettles lined up. Sucks to fall into boiling bleach water.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=647a646c4fed9

My kids do common core math, none of it is about hlw math makes them feel. It does have a lot of abstract playing with numbers and it seems designed to cause fights for parents and kids who can't abstract.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=647cf2cee91db

Common core wants people to look at numbers in a more abstract way. This leads to situations where nonabstract thinkers can't grok the concepts, it's just like the meme: "Now make a ten to solve the problem" "But there's no ten in the problem".


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=647cf2cee91db

It'll bother them. The left assumes there are infinite money machines everywhere so when they say "door dash should just pay their workers more" or whatever, they don't realize their asking for higher prices.


/v/America viewpost?postid=6460e1b303477

That'll be $25 for that hamburger.


/v/America viewpost?postid=6460e1b303477

i'm pretty sure you could convince a white person to shit in the lettuce, just tell them it's going to feed hipsters in Brooklyn or something.


/v/ShitBoomersSay viewpost?postid=6420b47f0a59b

By who? All his supporters are in jail already.


/v/OccidentalEnclave viewpost?postid=641e4a37467e1

Throw some sax in there. Nothing like sax and violins!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=640553ff66703

I remember asking my exwife "When you look over and see me enjoying myself do you just get pissed?" And she stammers a bit and says "Well I just think you could be doing something more productive." Now I'm divorced and I'm happy as hell.


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