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Put a stop to that nonsense, honey

submitted by big_fat_dangus to clusterBbitches 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 19:34:29 ago (+27/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Portmanure 13 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 20:02:46 ago (+14/-1)

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?" The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end.

[ - ] xtra_spooky_skellington 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 20:03:37 ago (+6/-1)

A beautiful and touching tale.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 21:36:48 ago (+1/-0)

i cri evrytiem

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 20:42:59 ago (+4/-0)

I dunno why guys act like this is how it is when in reality they spend most of their time pathetically chasing pussy.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 21:09:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, that usually happens after too much whiskey, haha!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 01:56:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] noonefromnowhere 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 21:52:00 ago (+4/-0)

I remember asking my exwife "When you look over and see me enjoying myself do you just get pissed?" And she stammers a bit and says "Well I just think you could be doing something more productive." Now I'm divorced and I'm happy as hell.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 6, 2023 00:02:33 ago (+0/-0)

Yep.
Women are programmed to always drive me to work unto death.
But are not trained to recognize their own primitive traits

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 6, 2023 02:03:28 ago (+0/-0)

My wife will call me lazy if I start doing anything that isn't on some invisible approved list.

I just tell her to get off her arse and she doesn't get to control me. Every day is a shit test with women that have internet access lol.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 6, 2023 15:54:29 ago (+0/-0)

Have you tried hitting her? Not with your fist, just a good open hand slap. Not a backhand either. Solves a lot of problems.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 6, 2023 02:49:56 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine giving a woman that much power over your life.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 23:14:42 ago (+1/-0)

Somehow we've gone from 'she's a dainty little thing. This is where she faints when the awful world is too much for her' to 'haha my wife is such a bullying cunt that makes my life miserable." and no one thinks to stand up for themselves and tell her to hit the bricks

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 20:09:16 ago (+0/-0)

I had to do a double take with that picture.
I know a woman who looks exactly like the woman in the picture, aaaand, the statement in the picture is her golden rule that she lives by!

[ - ] xtra_spooky_skellington 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 20:02:49 ago (+1/-1)

Lol I just realized I can delete comments. I plan to abuse this power in a huge way.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 20:19:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] xtra_spooky_skellington 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 20:25:54 ago (+0/-0)

OH noes, the fun police are here. Jannies do it for free btw.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2023 19:45:33 ago (+0/-1)

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