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It's a free vending machine. The funny part is that the first people who walk by are going to take EVERYTHING and then try to sell it for crack money.

The lip balm is a thoughtful gesture. The crack stems often cause lip blistering and getting your dick sucked by extremely chapped lips is probably a real downer.

Now if we can just figure out how to get the ricin into the lip balm at the factory before it gets packaged.