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noonefromnowhere
Member for: 2.7 years

scp: 528 (+570/-42)
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votes given: 385 (+364/-21)
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Happy Mother's Day to all the hardworking single Dads who do both jobs     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 11 months ago

40 comments

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Is anyone else annoyed that they now refer to whores as "victims of sex trafficking"?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to AskUpgoat 1.2 years ago

34 comments

They're not victims, they're whores. They get paid.
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Watching Christianity be taken over by globohomo must be like how Christianity took over the pagan religions.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 1.4 years ago

13 comments

The churches still stand but they have rainbow flags behind the altar. The priests still mention Jesus but now their messsage is of lovong and tolerating faggotry. Probably similar to back when Christianity took over the pagan religions. Weird to watch it happen.
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US traded an international arms dealer for a WOMAN'S BASKETBALL PLAYER!     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 1.4 years ago

32 comments

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What rubes!
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I just realized Disney's strategy     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 1.4 years ago

4 comments

They've long since abandoned heterosexuals. Think about it, nuclear families only have so much spare cash to spend on vacations. Childless faggots and other assorted degenerates however, have tons of cash to waste on things like expensive disney vacations. So now they solely pander to faggots and other assorted degenerates.
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I just heard that the woman who played the ghost that sucked Dan Akroyd's dick in Ghost Busters has died.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 1.5 years ago

11 comments

F

Edit: ok here's an article
https://nypost.com/2022/11/16/ghostbusters-star-and-playboy-playmate-kymberly-herrin-dead-at-65/
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Do any of you faggots use twitter? Someone needs to start tweeting "learn to mine coal" at all those tech fucks who are getting laid off.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 1.5 years ago

10 comments

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People who call their pets "furbabies" are so fucking cringe.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 1.5 years ago

42 comments

Just have actual kids, stop coping.
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The impossible burger was the worst idea ever.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 1.5 years ago

30 comments

I went out to eat and on the menu was an impossible burger. It was more expensive than the bacon cheeseburger! Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to push an inferior alternative to meat and make it MORE expensive?
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What did one gay condom say to the other?     (Jokes)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to Jokes 1.8 years ago

3 comments

Lets go get shit-faced!
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Jody Sweeten got knocked over by cops today at a protest. I can only hope that as she got back up she went "How rude!"     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 1.9 years ago

5 comments

I laughed so hard at that video.
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Appropriate for national faggot month     (www.martianmagazine.com)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to whatever 1.9 years ago

0 comments

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New idea to troll shitlibs. "Sexual orientation is just a social construct"     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 2 years ago

7 comments

There's no biological basis for being a faggot.

Another idea is being pro-abortion because "only blacks and shitlibs get abortions and we don't need more of those."

Edit: Also say "Atleast women's sports are finally entertaining"
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I just realized, all these woke corporations pushing for abortion are doing it because they don't want to pay for maternity leave.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 2.1 years ago

6 comments

I've been thinking about this for a few days now. It makes sense. Why pay a woman 3-6 months salary and then deal with her having to take sick days etc... to take care of a kid when you can just encourage her to kill it?
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Lol, British borading schools had a system called "fagging" where the younger students "fags" had to serve the older students who were called "fag masters".     (wikipedia.org)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to whatever 2.1 years ago

9 comments

I cracked up when I got to the "fag master" part.
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Biden managed to kill the petrodollar.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 2.1 years ago

67 comments

China, Russia, India,and Saudi Arabia have all recently announced they are going to trade oil in rubles and yuan. Things are about to suck. At least all the welfare migrants will leave.
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Was watching a history video about the conquest of the Aztecs and it makes me wonder if God played a driect role.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 2.2 years ago

38 comments

So the Aztecs were obviously demon worshippers. Their most sacred ceremonies involved human sacrifice and cannibalism. The conquistadores came, the Aztec's neighbors rose up against them (unsuprising as the Aztecs got their victims from their neighbors). But what really makes me wonder is that there was a mysterious plague which killed like 80% of the population over a series of waves spanning a decade or so. The symptoms of the plague included people bleeding out their eyes, nose, and mouth. That's some biblical shit right there. I'm not a particularly religious guy but hearing all the details really makes me wonder.

So to say it again in a less rambling way:
Aztecs were demon-worshipping cannibals.
Cortez showed up to conquer in the name of the Lord.
Massive plague, worse then smallpox, making people die gruesome deaths killed almost everyone.
No one knows what the hell that plague was, haven't been able to figure it out yet, no examples of anything like it in Europe.
Divine intervention?
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Are there any alternate histories about the west staying pagan?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to AskUpgoat 2.2 years ago

3 comments

It would be interesting. Would the enlightenment have happened? What would America be like if we followed the Roman religion?
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Opensecrets.org Israel registered foreign lobby companies page. Notice something? Q Cyber Technologies     (opensecrets.org)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to whatever 2.2 years ago

6 comments

Q confirmed!
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I've noticed they now say wear a "high-quality" mask. Way to subtly point out that all the masks people have been wearing are bullshit.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 2.2 years ago

26 comments

Mask mandates were never realistic.
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We should go back to the Roman religion.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

35 comments

Rome was the shit. Also I'm pretty sure "animal sacrifices" were just barbecues.
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Jews aren't white, finally somethimg jews and whites can agree on!     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

3 comments

Cue sappy music.
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Dailystormer is down, even the tor site     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to TellUpgoat 2.3 years ago

21 comments

Wonder what happened. Probably shitty nigerian internet issues.
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They can't let the corona emergency end because then they can't use the vax anymore because it isn't approved, only emergency use authorized..     (whatever)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to whatever 2.3 years ago

7 comments

The media does whatever their corporate sponsors tell them to do. The big sponsors include the vax companies. They will keep pushing this emergency shit as long as they can get away with. This is going to be a decade long thing.
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Whatever happened to all those pedes faggots? How are they taking Trump's vax shilling?     (whatever)

submitted by noonefromnowhere to whatever 2.3 years ago

11 comments

I was just thinking about that time we chased of those pedes faggots and it got me thinking, how are they reacting to Trump's vax shilling? What website they are on now? They were the normiest of normies, Israel's our greatest ally and all that stupid shit. So if even they are turning on Trump over the vax stuff it would be a good sign.