Lesbian Space Witches Make Babies...
(www.youtube.com)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbRch76dkyY...with the expected hilarious results.
My own, off the cuff, first reaction?
This has got to be the single most based Star Wars universe episode EVER.
Even in a galaxy far, far away, niglets STILL don't have fathers.
It as much as flat out states that two women CANNOT create life WITHOUT scissoring them into existence using dark witchcraft, and that a fatherless home always leads to unstable murderous children and a complete breakdown of the family. Good job based kathleen kennedy.
It's fitting that the assassin is the force child of two lesbian space witches, because burning down your own coven in a temper tantrum just screams "fatherless behavior.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of Diverse Lesbians were furiously scissoring and were suddenly emboldened. I fear something terrible has happened" - Obi-Wan (probably)