Desperate times call for desperate measures. Nothing's more desperate than Star Wars, and nobody's more desperate than Steven Seagal. It's about time we took a stand for what was right, and together we can make this happen.
The Acolyte Episode 3 tells The Last Jedi to hold its beer, er, blue milk. Yes, this episode fundamentally changes the way the Force works and makes the Jedi out to be a bunch of weirdo monks who kidnap children. Look, Star Wars is deader than dead and it's probably time to just move on...
Captain Picard needs to fight those evil Sleestaks & be found since they've been Lost In Space due to Dr. Who is also Luke Skywalker's mom. To infinity & Beyonce or something like that.
