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How To Fix The Fertility Crisis

submitted by Wolfspider to based_satire 1 yearJun 12, 2024 08:51:12 ago (+56/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ARealPerson -2 points 6 monthsNov 21, 2024 13:29:38 ago (+0/-2)

...Except for the fact that claim one is the literal opposite of reality and claim two is literally impossible because nobody ever knows an "amount someone makes", if any, after knowing them less then an hour. And also because " amount someone makes" has literally nothing to do with personality or looks (when evaluating them) anyway. And also becauae "physical attraction" has nothing to do with marriage.

[ - ] goatfugee12 14 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 10:24:30 ago (+14/-0)

the real fix is to stop using chemical contraceptives, women who are on birth control from the moment they turn 14 have a much harder time getting pregnant later when they stop using it.

[ - ] SmallGuyFromBrooklyn 12 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 10:33:34 ago (+12/-0)

The second fix is to have an environment where people want kids too. Right now, there's no reason to have kids: crippling child care costs, moronic women who see themselves as queens that need to be catered to, hyper entitled state who thinks they own your ass, crippling taxes left and right.

[ - ] Ragnar 7 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 11:38:38 ago (+8/-1)

there’s no reason to have kids
It’s a biological imperative. Everyone has a yearning to have kids, some people are just easier to control and convince to suppress this yearning. By the time the desire is overwhelming to deny it’s often too late for women

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 4 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 12:49:34 ago (+4/-0)

It’s monetary.

Look at shit holes like India where they hump each other like frenzied …….Indians (nothing compares to the sickening procreation of vermin)

Rats, shit in the streets, just like their Indian brethren.

[ - ] Razzoriel 1 point 1 yearJun 12, 2024 12:50:22 ago (+1/-0)

One is a completely chaotic environment. The alternative is a sterile, ordered one.

Which way, western man?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 20:41:25 ago (+0/-0)

But the chaotic ones outbreed ordered sterility. Maybe we need a healthy middle.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 20:50:19 ago (+0/-0)

A "healthy middle" is not two nor three children. Three is barely enough to increase your family.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 20:54:28 ago (+2/-0)

Three is past replacement but four plus makes up for some le fags who don't have any.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 15:08:07 ago (+0/-0)

It’s better for les fags to not have any

[ - ] ARealPerson 0 points 5 monthsDec 16, 2024 15:52:42 ago (+0/-0)

Looking at this comment as a completely standalone sentence by itself, the chaotic one, obviously. Spending a lot of time in a sterile room would cause lots of illnesses and disease quickly.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 5 monthsDec 17, 2024 08:15:48 ago (+0/-0)

Thats why you need a very small dose of niggers in your white communities; so your immune defense doesnt get compromised.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 18:15:04 ago (+2/-0)

White folk, cognizant of their environment, often have less children during troubling times. This is a historical trend going back... Forever, essentially.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 19:34:03 ago (+2/-0)

Quality over quantity. White people value their children and want to afford them the best possible success in life. Nigs are apathetic towards child rearing and I have personally heard shitskins say “l’ll have another one if this one dies”.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 15:04:54 ago (+0/-0)

Less children, not no children.
Of course, we don’t breed like the peasant races, but breed we must

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 yearJun 14, 2024 08:37:23 ago (+0/-0)

Hitler spoke well of the "peasant" class.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 12 monthsJun 15, 2024 10:19:27 ago (+0/-0)

I said peasant races. Get your reading glasses on. And choose which side you are on. Stop flip flopping

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1 yearJun 12, 2024 14:05:21 ago (+1/-0)

No, not everyone wants kids. I most certainly don't, I don't even even like them.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 15:05:28 ago (+0/-0)

You sound like a retarded tiktok femoid

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 yearJun 14, 2024 08:36:29 ago (+0/-0)

No, it's a simple fact that some people don't want kids. The Wright brothers may have stayed bile mechanics for the rest of their lives and never took flight if they had families.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 12 monthsJun 15, 2024 10:21:13 ago (+0/-0)

Retard tier take

[ - ] ARealPerson 0 points 5 monthsDec 16, 2024 15:54:14 ago (+0/-0)

But are you female?

[ - ] ARealPerson 0 points 6 monthsNov 21, 2024 13:30:08 ago (+0/-0)

...Obviously false

[ - ] Razzoriel 5 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 12:49:37 ago (+5/-0)

The moment having a family becomes a financial question, society is already over.

[ - ] JustALover 3 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 11:02:28 ago (+3/-0)

Who are the people who don't think that's a problem? Niggers, spics and 90%ers. They're perfectly fine giving away their children to the state to indoctrinate, working two jobs just to be able to afford the rent and groceries, and voting.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 9 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 11:23:34 ago (+9/-0)

working two jobs just to be able to afford the rent and groceries

Niggers pay rent? Niggers not EBT'ing groceries?

If niggers work, it's for weed and clothing... maybe long enough to prove income to get a loan on a car that they won't repay. If they don't work, they steal those things.

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 11:36:34 ago (+5/-0)

And stop hiring women

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 14:40:39 ago (+2/-0)

Keep hiring women. Stop hiring wymxnz. The men will thank you for it.

[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 14:01:06 ago (+2/-0)

Anecdotally, I know of a number of girls who started oral BC in adolescence which I believe caused "mental health" issues (e.g. Depression, Anxiety, Bipolar...) which of course is treated with more jew medicine.
After discontinuing BC and getting pregnant, the mental issues disappeared.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 14:41:35 ago (+5/-0)

Odd. So if you remove the yid. You can have kids? Huh. 🤔

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 1 yearJun 12, 2024 17:26:47 ago (+1/-0)

They could just use copper iuds or stop being whores.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 20:46:38 ago (+0/-0)

Many of them aren't doing it so they can have unprotected sex, they're doing it so they can stop dealing with periods.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 12:18:51 ago (+4/-0)

Women can't handle really working nine to five hours. They can keep it up for a couple of years but they all lose it.

[ - ] Razzoriel 4 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 12:51:43 ago (+4/-0)

Women were not made for real work. Its one thing when its complementary and she takes two half-time days, as it does not disrupt her schedule back home. Its another when she only respects the boss at her office, and not the one at her home.

[ - ] NeverHappened 4 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 14:08:56 ago (+4/-0)

I agree with your sentiment but take issue with "real work". Children, homeschooling, dishes/laundry/ housework, garden/animals, budgeting etc...is about the realest work one can do.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 14:30:09 ago (+0/-0)

I deeply respect mom work as it raises children to be adults. What I mean "real work" is that all she does at home is not work, but her biological imperative. Its more important than work, but its not as intense, because she has all the right genes passively to make her enjoy it, as exhausting as it can be, because she is her own boss in that instance, maybe her husband in some cases.

Apples and oranges, but no orchard is complete with one of them.

[ - ] NeverHappened 4 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 14:03:23 ago (+4/-0)

A women's true job (motherhood) is 24/7. It is more exhausting and infinitely more rewarding than any jew job.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 4 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 11:40:19 ago (+4/-0)

Men's sperm counts have fallen off a cliff.
We're not nearly as fertile as we were sixty years ago.
Diet, vaccinations, medications, environmental toxins... All likely play a role.
We're dying off and it has nothing to do with socialization.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 12:52:12 ago (+0/-0)

Breeder's Revenge will catch on in a few generations.

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 11:36:10 ago (+4/-0)

lol 30%!
How about 100%?
Pay the women in food and shelter for their kitchen work

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 18:30:11 ago (+3/-0)

If work paid what it was really worth, this would already happen.

[ - ] Love420 3 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 14:35:30 ago (+3/-0)

After 5 generations of a diet of 'enriched wheat' consumption, rats become irreversibly infertile...

We are being poisoned. Wake up.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 yearJun 12, 2024 19:36:53 ago (+1/-0)

Didn’t you make a sub dedicated to wheat consumption recently?

5 generations? Europe has been supplanting their diet through domesticated grains for at least two thousand years. How come everyone on the planet isn’t sterile 1800yrs ago?

[ - ] Love420 0 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 15:34:06 ago (+0/-0)

Your lack of reading comprehension is showing.

You seemingly did not read "'enriched wheat' consumption".

This is not the same thing as whole wheat, which is what the majority of bread stuffs were made of.

Enriched wheat has had it's nutrient removed with the bran, germ and germ oils. This is 'fake flour' devoid of life-giving nutrient and leads to malnutrition and infertility.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 19:13:55 ago (+0/-0)

Here come the copes again.

Makes an egregious statement that wheat makes you sterile based on zero evidence, then proceeds to make a sub about baking wheat goods.

🤡

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 13:14:49 ago (+3/-0)

Women should not be in the men's work spaces. We need to bring back patriarchy. Too many men cuck to women's rights though so we'll just have to wait for the collapse.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 23:04:33 ago (+2/-0)

Alcohol worked fine back in the 80's...

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 11:51:01 ago (+3/-0)

Our "democracies" will force fertilization overnight the literal second it threatens their control over the countries / world.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1 yearJun 12, 2024 20:15:04 ago (+2/-0)

Pay men 30% more than women

Result: Employers will fire all the men and hire only women in any position they can so they can save 30% on payroll.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearJun 12, 2024 14:37:15 ago (+1/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy dissis antisemitism!! Kvetch!