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How do I tell a fat and ugly girl I just can't...

submitted by ProudRebel to AskUpgoat 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 15:21:28 ago (+13/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I have an old friend from high school who reentered my life. She was a hottie back then. Two kids and a dead husband later, she hasn't aged well. LOL This bitch is fugly. The thing is I like her. It's fun talking about old times and she's got a great personality. But I just can't. My dick points due south whenever she's around. Instant limp on.


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 18 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 15:44:01 ago (+18/-0)

You keep busy with other appointments and work. Invite her from time to time on long and arduous walks away from any snack shops.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 18:39:38 ago (+2/-0)

Then she will just get even more thirsty.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 13 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 15:49:52 ago (+13/-0)

I have very little patience for fat women and those that age badly. Everything in this society is made to give them a comfy life free of so many problems and all they have to do is take care of themselves yet almost all of them go to shit.

no exaggeration, women my age (forties) look like my grandmother and their minds have gone to shit worse than their bodies.

[ - ] Nasturtium 8 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:04:33 ago (+8/-0)

This is pure sadness frend... vices age women fast, their inability to stay pure is what ages them.

[ - ] Leveraction 5 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:06:24 ago (+5/-0)

Agreed.
Never, ever seen this many fatso, ugly women as I've seen in the last few years. They seem to be getting worse. Went to a bbq sat and every single female was grossly overweight and downright ugly.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:17:58 ago (+4/-0)

It's the lack of shaming and constant approval. They get approval no matter what they do so why do anything.

Years ago I worked on an ambulance with this disgustingly gross little butterball and every single woman would tell her she was beautiful. It's insane. A lot of it is women are deathly afraid of looking like that so they compliment the disgusting fatsos in the hope that when they get there people will do the same for them.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 12 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 15:37:34 ago (+12/-0)

Honesty is the best policy.

[ - ] dass 9 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:24:27 ago (+9/-0)

Tell her you're a practicing jew hater, avowed racist, absolutely anti-homo agenda and hope ukraine get stomped .... lol.

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 3 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 17:48:42 ago (+3/-0)

I lost a girl awhile back doing exactly that. She thought she was far right because she supports trump. LOL. I asked her "Do you support Hitler?". Oh well, fuck her.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 18:00:50 ago (+3/-0)

Hitler is a red zone that must always be used to advertise that the Talmud was translated into German in the 1930s, yet Hitler never mentioned it… hmmm… the most significant moment in translation of literature that would make your skin crawl and even make the most avid zionists turn around to shame that jewish childrape cult was somehow ignored and hidden by the very people that supposedly wanted the jew removed…

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 23:35:46 ago (+1/-0)

Did Hitler or the NSDAP really never mention the talmud?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 10 monthsJun 14, 2024 12:53:41 ago (+0/-0)

Where do you think Hitler got his UBERMENSCH ideas from? It was most likely a reactionary take from his reading the Talmud, and he applied the retard judaic ideas to the Aryan species.

Nothing good came from those inbred kikeniggers.

[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 00:33:58 ago (+1/-0)

Oh lol, the poor deluded thing.
'Omg - you nazi!!'.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 18:41:45 ago (+2/-0)

So he should just tell the truth?

[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 00:32:54 ago (+1/-0)

Well, honesty is best policy and all that.
One way to find out how she truly stands - never know, she might even surprise us all and go for the idea of losing some heft.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 5 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 17:53:33 ago (+5/-0)

I don't understand why you're asking the internet.
After I got out of the military I ran into the first girl I ever slept with and she gained a shit ton of weight since I last knew her.
She tried flirting and asked me if I wanted to buy her a drink.
I looked at her and smiled and said 'no' and walked away.
I never lose a moments sleep over it.

[ - ] LawFag 4 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 18:11:16 ago (+4/-0)

Don't string her along and don't feel bad. She's talking to other guys

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:55:52 ago (+3/-0)

Tell her you're gay now

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:43:20 ago (+3/-0)

Just say look sharp barrel ass and run about ten feet away, then say catch me if you can and then keep running.

[ - ] Nasturtium 3 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:10:07 ago (+3/-0)

Tell her the truth and you might save her life.

Just ask her if she would like to be your training buddy as being fit, active and eating properly is very important to you.

She'll get the hint and either bow out gracefully or step up to the plate.

If she changes her life around, things may spark later. In the meantime just walk the walk. Oh, I can't see you, got to fit my 10 000 steps/jog/gym a day in somewhere.

If you are just naturally skinny and your lifestyle is also not to be desired then maybe 'pot calling the kettle black' is the appropriate expression to use here.

[ - ] Stonkmar 3 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 15:32:56 ago (+3/-0)

So, make sure she knows that right away. But be cool to her; she might have hot friends.

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 15:39:21 ago (+6/-0)

ouch. Chances are high that if they are already talking she has an interest and your suggestion will carry drama.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 15:50:17 ago (+2/-0)

What if she lost weight and was less of a dumpster? Would that do anything for Mr. Winky? What if you just closed your eyes?

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 17:05:39 ago (+1/-0)

They make light switches for a reason

[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 00:37:03 ago (+1/-0)

'Ohhh candles then, how romantic'.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 15:37:28 ago (+2/-0)

What are the chances of putting in 1-2 years of helping reclaim her health, and at least an average body?

I've seen many, once slim friends from high school-college turn it around, but they wanted to do it for themselves to begin with.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:24:09 ago (+4/-0)

Losing a little weight is okay but there comes a point you are ruined forever. Even if you lost the weight you will always have that gross loose saggy skin and the muscle tone of a bag of whipped cream.

and there is fat brain, which means you have gotten so far your body made it your default and will always try to get back to that state which means you have to watch every meal and constantly be on track to stop it, which means they are constantly bitching and complaining.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:02:25 ago (+3/-0)

Depends on the depravities she's endured. Drugs and alcohol will wreck your body, even if you can unfatify yourself. And if you get too fat, you are done, even if you lose the weight.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 4 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:08:05 ago (+4/-0)

And if you get too fat, you are done, even if you lose the weight.

To a certain extent, I agree.

If you hit the "Neck Rolls" and "Cankels" stage, then your body is trashed even if you lose the weight. Organ damage, stress on joints, and skin stretched beyond natural limits to recover.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 02:00:08 ago (+1/-0)

Tell her she's not your type, and make your type be something hard to measure.

But say you enjoy her company.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 00:16:04 ago (+1/-0)

I bet you $100 dollars that if you let her touch your peener it'll go stiffy.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 23:13:53 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 22:25:34 ago (+1/-0)

Just remember,what goes around ALWAYS comes back around.
Did she put fucking on the table?
Likely not even a thought of it.
If she did,the lights went out and you thumped it.
Either way I smell bullshit.
Everyone has done some charity work a time or two,just a fact.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 19:16:49 ago (+1/-0)

Say "no thank you". Or "maybe tomorrow", She'll get the drift

[ - ] 4thTurning 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 19:15:51 ago (+1/-0)

Central Florida is full of fat women

[ - ] WillisJaxson 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 18:48:25 ago (+1/-0)

Just treat her like you would a guy friend. Don't say or do anything to her that if you did around your buddies would cause them to call you a fag.
You look nice today.
Fag.
It's cold out, would you like my coat?
Fag.
Then if/when she puts a move on you just act surprised and call her a fag, or drunk, or use the old you're like a sister to me I could never. It'll be a judgement call for you.

[ - ] dass 1 point 10 monthsJun 13, 2024 00:42:09 ago (+1/-0)

Or pretend to play pocket billiards and ask her to get down on the floor and start squealing like a dirty hog while telling her she's such a naughty girl !!...

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 17:06:50 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes it’s best to leave the past behind, especially if they’re fat.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:38:58 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe she has a disease your dick senses

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:04:19 ago (+1/-0)

Its like riding a moped. It’s fun until your friends find out.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:03:13 ago (+1/-0)

Just tell her you dont fuck fat chicks

[ - ] dass 3 points 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:26:23 ago (+3/-0)*

But would settle for bj ....

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 10 monthsJun 12, 2024 16:00:37 ago (+1/-0)

It's fun talking about old times and she's got a great personality.

So you're already in too deep. Friendzoning is going to be a challenge. With luck, she'll skip the dramafest and just cut you off. Try the "It's not you, it's me..." move and cross your fingers?