The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they certainly should not interfere with God’s will.
At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels really liked the slide and, unfortunately, all knew how to swim, so there were twice as many squirrels the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free behind the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the waterslide.
The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out bowls of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much vandalism a band of drunk squirrels can do.
The Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy—they baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church, so that now they only ever see them at Christmas and Easter.
The squirrel problem at the Jewish synagogue lasted about a half hour. They grabbed the first squirrel they saw and circumcised it. They haven’t seen another squirrel since.
Think about this shit for a minute. It's a cliche that history is written by the winners, and I don't think that's fuckin true. The last Russian that fired a shot in anger in Berlin isn't the same guy that wrote the history books, even though he was arguably one of the winners of WW2. Nope, the history was largely written based off what the mainstream media was writing about it at the time. An argument could be made that since kikes won WW2, and kikes were overwhelmingly the journalists at the time that there's no significant difference, kikes won that war right? Hindsight is 20/20 and I want you fuckers to look at the present.
America isn't at war right now, so by definition there can't be any winners or losers. There's still writers. Today's News story is tomorrow's history. That's what it's going to be based on. That's the other edge of this bullshit news. It's literally changing history in real time by virtue of being mainstream. Twenty years from now there's going to be books written about the present, and the sources they'll use will come from the mainstream media.
This may seem like common sense, but the more I think about it the more I think it's important to talk about it. The kikes at CNN and MSNBC aren't winners, they're unchallenged writers, and they are writing history as future generations will know it.