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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: November 18, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.

Pre-Context:
I'm almost 42. I don't have a car. I may not have a job by next year. No kids. No pets.
No girlfriend.
Only friends I have are those with kids & struggling too. I don't wanna make life awkward for them.
My mother is a legitimate cunt. She's almost 70 & has a nasty attitude & chain smokes. (I feel bad for her pets). I'm an only child & my dad died when I was 2 years old.
My extended family doesn't like me but they MAY help me financially yet they live outside of Wisconsin (where I live).
I hate my current situation & have been living in literal hell for the past 6 months after the neighbors upstairs from me moved in - a Young couple with a 2 year old boy & they're LOUD - Causing me to lose sleep and significant stress to the point of the police being called 2-3 times a month on me due to other residents in the building complaining about their noise even though I wasn't home for most of the complaints. Now the property mgmt company filed an Eviction on April 25 (35 days before I'm supposed to move) and I cannot find a place to move because of it.




This is gonna be long.

I don't know where to start.
I have to move by June 1st. My property mgmt company wants me out when my 1 year lease is over. I don't care because I hate it here. I'm on the verge of beating the shit out of the neighbors who live directly above me because of all the noise they make. They're also the reason why I have to move - I'm being the scapegoat of all the noise complaints other neighbors in the building are using against because the assholes who live above me have a 2 year old kid who they're using as an excuse for their overtly and unnecessary loud behavior.
I've had the police called on me at LEAST 20 times for noise complaints within the past year and maybe 2 of those I actually did. Most complaints were BEFORE 9pm (quiet hours are 9pm-7am in my city) but I got so many complaints that I DIDN'T DO, to the point where the property mgmt company didn't care and put an Eviction Notice on my record 35 DAYS BEFORE MY LEASE EXPIRES.

I went to court on Tuesday and didn't even go in front of a judge/commissioner and made a plea agreement with their lawyer to have my eviction temporarily sealed from my record to find a place by June 1st - Otherwise If I don't move by then, the eviction case will reopen and I'll have the sheriffs in my apt packing up my stuff by the end of June.

I don't have anywhere to go. My mom is a legitimate Karen type cunt who hates my guts and all my "friends" said I can't stay with them - most have kids and I wouldn't want to impose on their lives and make it awkward for them.

I also can't afford anything. Rents have skyrocketed in the past year to the point where a decent 1 bedroom apt is OVER $1000 a month.
My only options are moving to the SERIOUS GHETTO part of town, or a rooming house that has a 6 month lease that's in the spic ghetto. That's ALL I can afford.

And to add insult to injury, I don't have a car anymore (long story) and I may not have a job by the start of next year (another long story).

I honestly don't know what to do and on the verge of having a full on psychological breakdown from all the stress.

Do I say fuck it and put my stuff in a storage locker and stay here until the sheriffs kick me out & move out of state, or should I move into the rooming house (which is half the amount I'm paying now) and just tough it out until I get a car/van to move out of state for good.

I live in Milwaukee and honestly hate it here. It's getting overpopulated with assholes from Illinois, Minnesota and Texas and they're pricing lifelong residents out of the rental market here, crime has gone up ever since they elected a nigger mayor (who's younger than me) and sales taxes went up immediately after that asshole was elected to the point where the city/county has a $200 million surplus for their budget so now they're going APESHIT with the construction all over the county and causing major headaches - The city has been tearing up the street/sidewalk right outside my apartment building since the end of March and it's scheduled to go on until the end of the year.

I'm tired and at my wits end. Like I said, I'm on the verge of having a full on psychotic breakdown from all the stress.

A little while ago I was at a homeless outreach place. Very diverse, good number of black males. They showed a VICE documentary on the Black Panther Party and various radical left black liberation movements. A spic watching said Washington should be taken off the currency for owning slaves. A nigger, who had been raving against the "CIA" (he stupidly mistook it for the FBI) targeting black movements disagreed. Among other things I took very anarchistcentric positions like noting that 'white supremacy' also marginalized the white poor (in 1940s Mississippi the eligible voter rolls were purged to single digits - poor whites were targeted too) but then in response to something the nigger said I noted black conservatives sometimes think blacks were better off being brought as slaves to America (I was thinking of Ken Hamblin mainly) - to which another nigger started getting hostile and eventually walked out. I could feel the tension rising as the mixed race wop-Hispanic female staffer presenting the documentary just stood there saying nothing.

I felt fear. Thought I might have to hit that guy.

This homeless place goes out of its way to tell everyone to respect everyone's backgrounds, experiences, identities, etc. But what a powderkeg. That was very mild compared to some things I could say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgXDm3ATZfQ

Same as the old boss

https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1925677824817381526

Well, I have to agree. Heil Hitler MF.

Our grandfathers came to America to spread their wealth of knowledge and to create a civilization in unknown lands and to spread the Gospel of Christ to the natives. The indians were in awe. Our "prime directive" was the Golden Rule. Do unto others... We showed them how to farm, irrigate, and traded cattle and horses (the only real currency of the day) for the land they didn't really own. Tribal war was frequent. We always paid both sides to stop the fighting over land they both had already sold us. Indian Givers.
We even sold them guns and steel knives. We thought they would be appreciative. The Whites in South Africa did too. We shared the power of our knowledge with all aboriginal people wherever we went. And what was the thanks we got? They raided our homes and farms. They slaughtered our women and children in the most brutal of ways. They stole our horses.
We need to start thinking about all these ungrateful abos like that again.

NIGGER