Best to avoid soybean or canola oil, but when push comes to shove, I find Hellman’s.
Not going to pretend I don’t love mayonnaise. A sandwich without it is a wasted opportunity. It is the cohesion between flavors and ties them all together.
[ - ] calx 1 point 4 hoursMay 22, 2025 17:56:51 ago (+1/-0)
How funny - I haven't had mayonnaise in years because I gave up bread (and consequently sandwiches) but I just flew back home to visit family and my mom made deviled eggs with this stuff and I was impressed. (Except for the seed oil thing.) Had a sharper vinegar taste in it that I liked.
"Dukes real mayonnaise, made with real poison, to turn you into real unhealthy, fat piece of shit."
It's so easy to make your own mayo at home with olive oil. I do it most weeks and literally takes 5 minutes with a stick blender. Look up a recipe, or don't and eat processed poison. I don't give a shit either way.
It is absolutely the best tasting goyslop mayo on the market. Numero Uno confirmed. Homemade aoli is the preferred throat grease if one must. I've tried aoli with all the less omega6/3 filled oils, but they just don't taste the same. It's no wonder there are so many fatties waddling about. Tater salad, cole slaw, and so many other salads that accompany meals to perfection. It sucks sometimes, knowing. I do a lot of german salads to cut down on oils.
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[ - ] Trope 7 points 5 hoursMay 22, 2025 16:54:16 ago (+7/-0)
Not going to pretend I don’t love mayonnaise. A sandwich without it is a wasted opportunity. It is the cohesion between flavors and ties them all together.
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Stop consuming machine oil.
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This is the only kind my wife will use. I do like me some Miracle Whip once in a while
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It's so easy to make your own mayo at home with olive oil. I do it most weeks and literally takes 5 minutes with a stick blender. Look up a recipe, or don't and eat processed poison. I don't give a shit either way.
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[ + ] Sector2
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Couple soy-free mayos I've tried. The Chosen Foods seems better.
Costco:
Chosen Foods Avocado Oil Classic Mayo, 32 fl oz
Item: 1564153
Details
Gluten-Free; Kosher; Non-GMO; Soy Oil & Canola Oil Free; Cage-Free Eggs.
$10.52
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CQ9H6QC
BetterBody Foods Avocado Oil Mayonnaise, Non-GMO Mayo Spread Made with Cage-Free Eggs, Paleo (28 Ounces)
Avocado oil, Egg yolk, Water, Distilled white vinegar, Coconut palm sugar, Lemon juice, Salt, Ground mustard, Garlic powder, Onion powder, EDTA (preservative)
$14.49 $0.52 per Ounce($0.52 / Ounce)
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"i think i'll have a BM"
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Costco:
Chosen Foods Avocado Oil Classic Mayo, 32 fl oz
Item: 1564153
Details
Gluten-Free; Kosher; Non-GMO; Soy Oil & Canola Oil Free; Cage-Free Eggs.
$10.52
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CQ9H6QC
BetterBody Foods Avocado Oil Mayonnaise, Non-GMO Mayo Spread Made with Cage-Free Eggs, Paleo (28 Ounces)
Avocado oil, Egg yolk, Water, Distilled white vinegar, Coconut palm sugar, Lemon juice, Salt, Ground mustard, Garlic powder, Onion powder, EDTA (preservative)
$14.49 $0.52 per Ounce($0.52 / Ounce)
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Dukes is good.
Still prefer Hellmanns for taste. Maybe it's the cocaine hemlock notes wafting on the top of the pallet.
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