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Just say NO to sinus polyps! (tlolocaust)

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tlolocaust 1 hour ago (+1/-0)

So after seeing an ENT and having a camera jammed up my nose and down my throat, turns out shizz is fluffed in terms of my voice. Doc says it will take a year to heal and that's IF it responds to treatment. Sorry lads. The show will record new eps if and when I'm able, but could be a long time.

Pastor says Jesus was an undocumented refugee and deporting migrants is like crucifying Christ again (www.youtube.com)

submitted by GreatSatan to Christcucks 9 hours ago (+11/-3)

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IF AI's need massive amounts of electricity, and city sized data centers to even exist, then how could we actually lose control over them? - Flipping the switch solves the problem. (www.zerohedge.com)

submitted by KosherHiveKicker to whatever 3 days ago (+6/-0)

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Harvested some rhubarb, got some recipes? original content (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to pics 8 hours ago (+16/-0)

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What do you fags use rhubarb for?

I Hate the Female Names of Women Whose Parents Named Them Between like 2000-2010 (whatever)

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 11 hours ago (+28/-1)

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Their parents are detestable assholes. They gave them these androgynous, fake-WASP names (CLASSY!) that are sometimes even nigger-spelled to add to the annoyance.

Chase
Chance
Bruklin/Brooklyn
Riley
Peyton/Payton
Emory
Avery
Taylor
Sidney/Sydney
Jordan
Reagan

FUCK THESE NAMES AND OTHERS LIKE THEM. Give your daughter a feminine name, you fucking Commie.

The hypocrisy is mind blowing. Everything they scream about is only horrid when conservatives do it. When it’s them, it’s just fine. (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by bossman131 to random 4 hours ago (+7/-0)

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Doxxing PeckerwoodPerry (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Trope to ShitpostLitterBox 1 hour ago (+5/-1)

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Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants (www.vice.com)

submitted by Sal_180 to news 43 minutes ago (+0/-0)

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https://www.vice.com/en/article/tesla-reportedly-has-800-million-worth-of-cybertrucks-that-nobody-wants/

Government purchase incoming

Teenaper and church-going good boi Karmelo Anthony will be permitted to graduate high school while out on bail for murdering White teenager Austin Metcalf (archive.ph)

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to news 4 hours ago (+21/-0)

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https://archive.ph/SN7pq

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14703901/karmelo-anthony-texas-austin-metcalf-stabbing.html

Frisco Independent School District's about-face, deciding Anthony, 17, can graduate from Centennial High School despite his first-degree murder charge, was confirmed by his adviser and spokesman Dominque Alexander to DailyMail.com.

‘We are in arrangements of doing an early gradation,' Alexander confirmed.

'They have agreed to allow him to graduate.'

However, Frisco ISD had initially expelled Anthony, according to Alexander, after outrage over Metcalf's killing spread like wildfire in the upscale community where both teens attended different schools.

A few years ago a White college student said nigger in a social media post and was expelled from the University of Alabama. link

Here a nigger murders a White kid and still gets a diploma. We wouldn't want to oppress him, after all.

The system is rigged against you.

The Grand Ducal Court of Luxembourg Has Announced the Death of Prince Frederik of Luxembourg, at age 22 yrs after a prolonged battle with POLG Mitochondrial Disease .. RIP (www.abc.net.au)

submitted by MartinTimothy to RIP 14 hours ago (+4/-0)

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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03-10/luxembourg-prince-frederik-dies-at-22-from-genetic-condition/105031472

PolG disease is a mitochondrial disorder caused by mutations in the POLG gene. It primarily affects multiple organs, including the brain, nerves, muscles and liver, and can affect vision, there is no cure. Link.

Jesus died for my sins? (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to funny 3 hours ago (+5/-4)

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Another pathetic as fuck White cuck father (x.com)

submitted by NoRefunds to Niggers 1 day ago (+30/-0)

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https://x.com/NationalAware/status/1921606805295100380

IF you don't wanna go to twitter:

Niggers who brutally beat a White kid at the local playground bloody walks away with a brand new bike.

Not a charge. Not a suspension. Not even a slap on the wrist.

Just a shiny reward, like violence earns prizes now so long as the victim's White.

This isn’t justice. It’s inversion. And every time it happens, the message gets louder: attack the right skin color, and you’ll be celebrated.

If the roles were reversed, if two White kids had beaten a nigger bloody they’d be in juvenile detention before nightfall. No excuses with national media outrage.

Yet when the victim is White, justice turns its back. And worst of all? Many White Americans cheer it on. They've been trained like dogs to hate themselves, to celebrate their own degradation. That’s not virtue. That’s mental illness.

This isn't just hypocrisy. It's a sickness infecting our society, and it needs to be called out, dragged into the light, and ruthlessly shamed until it withers!

https://files.catbox.moe/ykwe48.mp4

Here's the video of his kid being beaten by a pack of niggers
https://files.catbox.moe/zhkrlm.mp4

What's the difference between a nigger and cancer? (Jokes)

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 54 minutes ago (+0/-0)

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Cancer can get Jobs.

(old joke referencing Steve Jobs dying from pancreatic cancer)

Alternate punchline: I'd rather beat one than the other.

Apple Unveils Brain-Computer Interface Technology, Aiming to Transform Device Interaction (cordcuttersnews.com)

submitted by dosvydanya_freedomz to Technocracy 5 hours ago (+3/-0)

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https://cordcuttersnews.com/apple-unveils-brain-computer-interface-technology-aiming-to-transform-device-interaction/

In a groundbreaking move, Apple Inc. has announced its foray into brain-computer interfaces (BCIs), unveiling a technology that could redefine how humans interact with devices. The company is developing a system to allow users to control iPhones, iPads, and Vision Pro headsets using neural signals captured by brain implants. This innovation promises to enhance accessibility for individuals with severe mobility impairments, such as those with spinal cord injuries or amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), while laying the groundwork for broader applications in the future.

no fuck you

My gay af phone just did a forced OS update, and now I have to uninstall gigs of games it auto-installed. (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 27 minutes ago (+2/-0)

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Along with a bunch of other non-game apps I don't need or want. I also now have to go through the settings for every app and reset permissions and notifications to none/minimum. Best of all, my battery life has somehow just dropped by about 30-50%.

I member having a flip phone with a 3 day battery, and no apps. Those were good times, and they weren't even that long ago.

Edit: HBO Max is apparently now on my phone, and it won't let me uninstall it. 110 when?

Black Pride - Imagine how many times lawless Niggers did this prior to the store owner installing remote locking doors, and recording every specific customer interaction. (theworldwatch.com)

submitted by KosherHiveKicker to whatever 4 hours ago (+22/-0)

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Are we heading for another world war – or has it already started? (OccidentalEnclave)

submitted by Joe_McCarthy to OccidentalEnclave 1 hour ago (+0/-1)

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https://www.theguardian.com/news/ng-interactive/2025/may/10/are-we-heading-for-another-world-war-or-has-it-already-started

Cut 25" of hair off yesterday. (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 3 hours ago (+8/-0)

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Feel like a new man. My hair's so thick my barber had to charge me double, and random women keep throwing their panties at me. Other than that I'm pretty happy about the experience.

Wife got pulled over yesterday (TellUpgoat)

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 10 hours ago (+14/-0)