Are there any actual women on here? If so then why are you letting the internet influence EVERY THING YOU DO? I haven't had a girlfriend in over 12 years and I'm seriously going insane from a lack of intimacy - I'M READY TO KILL MYSELF OVER A LACK OF PUSSY IN MY PRIME YEARS. Something MUST GIVE otherwise I'm gonna be the next incel mass murderer and I'M NOT kidding.
I watch some of the clips when they pop up, but it's impossible to find them on the actual channel. Was trying to refind a 38 minute clip from two weeks ago, with a pretty interesting feminism discussion. Then I saw this.
He later got fired for saying on air that Martin Lootin Kang Day was too short and we needed to kill four moar so we can take a whole week off! He was a character.
My wife is currently pregnant and the idea that only a thin bit of latex prevents his supercharged POZZED load from infecting my wife and her baby is the most erotic thing ever !
"Upgoat, yeah that's not the name, that's just where we are right now. Like this bunch of people need a website so this one is hosting it and they called it upgoat but that's them you know that's not ... me.. ha You know WHAT?(Punches hole in wall) I don't know what Upgoat is! (Moves over one foot and punches another hole in the wall - from here on out every word is a new hole in the wall) I! don't! Care! What! Up! Goat! Is! There You fuckin happy now? Movie nights over you get me? Or lemme guess is this "no nessessicito"?!
We’ve adopted a cat and her two kittens. We had noticed a brown cat roaming our field and we called her in. She came right away so I know she was someone’s cat. Probably got dumped out here, that happens frequently. So we started feeding her and we’ve now discovered she has two kittens. In the last week I found a gopher head out near the pump house where she lives. Today Mrs. Icemonkey presented a whole gopher to me that the cat came and dropped at her feet while she was sitting out with them. Pretty cool, I’d say. We'll get them fixed so we don’t have a massive invasion, but this is what we needed. Four years ago we had cats and no gophers.
The female cast members of SNL sing a holiday message called "All I Want For Christmas Is Mueller", a musical send-up of Mariah Carey's holiday classic, "All I Want For Christmas Is You".
I was singing hymns and shit, I was being a proper raised boy from a redneck couple.
When he started this message he started talking about Jesus and then when the The formalities came about. He started to explain how you know the bullshit and then he said I bet Jesus was just like oy vey. Why am I dealing with this and I I swear to God I got up and left.
I grabbed all my shit and just left.
You don’t go from the synagogue of satan to the son of the soul so…
