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WTF     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by beece to TellUpgoat 35 minutes ago (+0/-0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSugSGCC12I

Crazy shit vid, but I had a flashback.

I was once hitching ouside of Albequerqe. 3 dudes picked me up and wanted to know if I could help with gas money. I thought that was strange as folks picked up hitchhikers expected them to be barouque. Until I had a short convo and learned they were broke and one was heading back to some base in Colorado and the clock was ticking. So I onied up some and off we went. At the on ramp, we saw 2 amazingly hot girls hitching on the on ramp, dude driving slammed the brakes and we literally skidded off the road to a stop.

We rearranged and so blond #1 could sit between the 2 front guys. The best looking one jumped in the back with me and a fella who was a dead ringer for actor charles bronson. Same hat, broken nose...everything. Bronson sparks up a convo, and as a guest I put them both on ignore and stared staight ahead. The hours and the miles rolled on, they eventually both stopped talking and soon enough, Bronson was snoring.

She looked over at me, and being the weak dude I was, smiled at her like I did with all pretty women which was my custom I had no control over....in fact, smiled to most other folks who wanted to say hi for that matter. She melted and dropped down to my crotch where the zipper was soon unzipped so her nimble and lush mouth could work magic on my turgid and overexcited member which she had quickly and expertly freed from it's snug imprisonment.

Truth be told, at this point, I'm embarrased, there are literally 3 other men in the car, dudes I'd never met until a short time before, and except for Bronsen, they're all awake. But at this point, I don't want it to stop as her head bobbed up and down much to my happiness.
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What kind of grill do you use and why?     (CookingWithGoats)
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 hours ago (+8/-1)
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Charcoal, gas, smoker, what brand?
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Queeri would fit in so well in Tel Aviv      (x.com)
submitted by GreatSatan to Israel 37 minutes ago (+1/-0)
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AMT Hardballer Longslide     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by __47__ to Guns 3 hours ago (+7/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/28ucol.jpg

Heard two things about these guns. They either work just fine or are absolute trash.

Terminator has one and 47 has one too except somehow he conceal carries his with a suppressor lol.
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What would a strategy board game look like... good white society being attacked by a Jewish communist revolution      (AskUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 7 hours ago (+6/-1)
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How has a game like this not been developed.

Do it in 6 decades....

End of each decade is a round the white nation either holds its ground or the communist get a foothold in by the 6th decade who ever has more control wins?

No idea what game to model this after or if you make up a completely new one but the weapons of the communist would be obvious


Name of the game
Color revolution <<< good and obvious

Stated goals of the communist side destroy the family or patriarchy, increase users, increase multiculturalism, ban guns

All the main ones... I still don't know what it would look like play style etc...

A deck builder game might be super easy to actually make
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Iran hit Nitwityahu's family home with missiles. lol Hopefully they can get him     (economictimes.indiatimes.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Jews 3 hours ago (+23/-0)
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Happy Fathers Day to all you beautiful bastards.      (whatever)
submitted by OoklaTheMok to whatever 2 hours ago (+8/-0)
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Played golf, went fishing and grilled today. Enjoy your family while you have that chance, because it may be your last.... Take care, niggers.
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MI6 appoints a woman named Blaise Metreweli as its new chief     (archive.md)
submitted by dulcima to WorldNews 2 hours ago (+4/-0)
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Ana K destroys another lying rodent kike      (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to owned 1 hour ago (+8/-0)
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Weed control solutions      (Yardwork)
submitted by NoRefunds to Yardwork 21 hours ago (+4/-1)
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We get insane weeds up here and preen only lasts a month if I buy the 6 month shit, Monsanto shit works but you have to spray every 3 weeks or so, what do you guys do.

I'm stuck pulling weeds an hour a day basically all summer because the shit I sprayed didn't work.
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Americas Greatest Liability     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ZOG 44 minutes ago (+5/-0)
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Just the kind of thing a bunch of gay faggot wannabe goats would do.     (www.gq.com)
submitted by registereduser to whatever 52 minutes ago (+3/-1)
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Ostrich dad     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by dulcima to Wildlife 1 hour ago (+17/-0)
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Jesus was...     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Master_Foo to whatever 10 hours ago (+2/-7)
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Diversity hire TSA agent chimps out on 79 year old passenger waiting to board a plane     (www.nydailynews.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to Niggers 2 hours ago (+13/-0)
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Take On Me: Literal Video Version     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 4 hours ago (+1/-0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ&ab_channel=DustoMcNeato

Literal Version videos are as good as the real songs, but much more fun.
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Never relax     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by shill1 to Niggers 2 hours ago (+24/-0)
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Faroe Islands     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by __47__ to pics 1 hour ago (+4/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/vljsqb.jpg

If I were to emigrate it would be to here.

Virtually no crime. .02% jew. More sheep than people. Gorgeous landscape.

Have a nice thatched roof house out in the middle of nowhere.
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Careful Democrats - you will be killed by your own if you don’t vote the way they want you to!     (gab.com)
submitted by SumerBreeze to USPolitics 35 minutes ago (+1/-1)
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dirtywhiteboy at the tiny ball game     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 57 minutes ago (+3/-0)
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Dangus remains the biggest faggot here, controls countless subs with his alts, deletes and bans anyone who mocks his obsessive retardation     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by dangus_ravaged_anal_tissue to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+9/-3)
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The faggot is obsessed with bushcuck. I pointed this out earlier today:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=683da29af035d

My post - https://files.catbox.moe/oz07yv.png

This loser claims bushcuck is the fag while obsessing and posting about him constantly. Nevermind dangus' anus can fit a softball thanks to all the poundings he's taken from his dad and uncles.

So dangus the obsessive loser responds by deleting the post and banning me from that gay sub, which is modded by one of his alts xtra_spooky_skellington.

Reason: bald cuck seething

Only dangus talks like that. Nothing says insecurity like this faggot retard deleting posts that mock him for being a faggot retard.

Oh and he's also obsessed with PostWallHelena since she's the closest he'll ever come to interacting with a woman.
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Introducing Sub: Yardwork     (Yardwork)
submitted by Trope to Yardwork 1 day ago (+21/-0)
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Somewhere between Gardening and Tellvoat is an appropriate sub for talking about the work we do on our yards. Worked your ass off all day in the yard? Post a photo or talk about it here.
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People Are Becoming Obsessed with ChatGPT and Spiraling Into Severe Delusions     (OccidentalEnclave)
submitted by Joe_McCarthy to OccidentalEnclave 5 days ago (+1/-1)
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WHITE WOMEN ARE CIVILIZATION DESTROYING BIO WEAPONS!      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to WhiteWomen 3 hours ago (+4/-2)
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Boomer dads on father's day...      (whatever)
submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 3 hours ago (+10/-0)
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Years of being a shitty father and now your kids don't call. And you still blame your kids.