Cheap Healthy Warrior Slop
(files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/uznf0o.jpgSo this costs about $8 and will feed a man like 5 times.
Some anon nigger was talking about going to shakeshak 3rd time this week and eating a shitburger, shitoil fries, and drinking sugar water. He would pay double for one meal, spend as much time driving around and waiting for a nigger to reheat it for him, have comparably negligible nutrition, and nothing to eat later.
What is it?
Chopped white onion fried in butter and bacon fat, then garlic, then beef is thrown in, then spices (tumeric, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, basil, tarragon, mustard powder, paprika), then chopped tomato, then mushroom, then green leek onion and garlic, covered in pasta sauce and simmered. Then throw in boiled pasta and mix around. Total cook time is 20 minutes.
Beef: $6 for 1lb
One onion bulb: like $0.30
Green onions: free you just stick them into the ground
spices: $0.10
3.5 oz pasta: $0.25 (I bought 8x 7oz pastas on amazon for 50 cents each)
1/3 bottle of pasta sauce: $1 (only had 1/3 left)
mushrooms: $0.30
To reheat? I'm super lazy so I just put it on a metal sheet and stick it for 14 minutes in a convection oven at 500F I like when it gets crispy.
