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My favorite way to penetrate the city

submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 monthApr 24, 2025 08:07:54 ago (+8/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/vwczhe.MOV

We took the ferry from Hoboken to downtown. We are approaching the World Trade center complex and I am pointing at the Statue of Liberty, the dirty whore.


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[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1 monthApr 24, 2025 10:10:35 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1 monthApr 24, 2025 12:10:51 ago (+2/-0)

Always add: DOWNLOAD WARNING for things like this. Thanks.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 24, 2025 13:52:38 ago (+0/-0)

Will do, thanks for the reminder. I forgot it does that shit when I upload from my phone.

[ - ] ShortbusAlcoholic 1 point 1 monthApr 24, 2025 17:12:06 ago (+1/-0)

Don't click the download link. This is a fed and it will likely download child porn onto your computer, lock you out of your computer with a bluescreen, and alert the feds to your location.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 4 daysJun 10, 2025 09:22:29 ago (+0/-0)

Shut the fuck up, dumbass. The truth is i am a retard iphone user and whenever i record a video and then try to upload it from my faggy iphone, it does this. Several have dl’d it. It does nothing you claim. Just ask them. The link is there. Prove it does any of what you claim. If you are so savvy, it’s a piece of cake to isolate the link and dissect it. Do it. Prove me to be a “fed” you fuckin retard.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 monthApr 24, 2025 11:56:19 ago (+1/-0)

She's green with envy, of the better days when the peoples coming by her were all from Europe and White!

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1 monthApr 24, 2025 11:09:30 ago (+1/-0)

I took that very same cruise back in 1981.

Looks a little different now.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 1 monthApr 24, 2025 12:33:49 ago (+0/-0)

You can't penetrate without a cock.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 24, 2025 13:51:33 ago (+0/-0)

You don’t think I could penetrate you with a knife?

[ - ] ShortbusAlcoholic 0 points 1 monthApr 24, 2025 17:13:16 ago (+0/-0)

You're a weak woman fed, you deserve to be injected with the covid 19 vaxx.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 16:53:51 ago (+0/-0)

I might be slow to respond, but otherwise pretty quick. And we usually call it stabbing...so no, I don't think you could stab me with a knife. I'd have to let you for that to happen.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 4 daysJun 10, 2025 10:17:49 ago (+0/-0)

Bro, your fucking posts are so cringe. Im going through my replies trying to clear my red envelope amd every single reply from you is las though it’s written by a twelve year old larping and an adult retard. If someone wants to stab you, you are getting stabbed. Simple as. Unless you are going to run away, but you probably aren’t that fast either. Saying “you couldn’t stab me” is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Even people that actually train knife fighting know you are getting fucking cut. You simply cannot stop a dedicated stabber on a rampage. go ahead and tell me how you are different tho.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 17 hoursJun 13, 2025 20:49:49 ago (+0/-0)

You are obviously just far too young to realize someone is fucking with you. All this time explaining simple stupid shit like it needs to be explained. haha. so cringe.....lol

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 15 hoursJun 13, 2025 22:03:02 ago (+0/-0)

More of this shit. What do you tell yourself that you are some esoteric sage? Bro, your shit is retarded. You can’t verbal kung fu your way out of that.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 4 daysJun 10, 2025 09:23:53 ago (+0/-0)

I forgot about this comment. I should have known about your status then. Drooling window licking retard.