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Welcome New Talk Goat! Please feel free to introduce yourself to the community with a Discuss post. How you got here, where you came from, why you're here, whatever... it's nice to get to know you. Making a post and commenting is a great way to build up the points you'll need going forward

The site was created by "System" on 2021-02-26 in honor of voat.co, one of the last places for free speech on the web, and as a way to regroup that community after shuttering on 2020-12-25. The goal here is to allow for just about everything that's legal in the USA, just like the original voat. We do have a few simple rules here though, please take a moment to check these out.

This site, Talk.lol, has a twin-sister site, Voat.xyz; while the content and your submissions and comments are absolutely identical, you will need to be signed into both to move back and forth freely.

Some FYI's:
There are two kinds of points: Comment Contribution Points (CCP) and Submission Contribution Points (SCP). CCP's are earned from your fellow goats when you make comments and are up/down voted; SCP's is the same but refer to your Discuss or Link submission posts.

As a new goat, you will need 10CCP to create a Link post and any 10 pts total to upvote, so start on the site with Discuss posts and then make comments, you'll find that many here agree with your thoughts or enjoy some adversarial conversation. Vote as you wish, you can upvote 2x times as you can downvote, but you will need at least 25CCP to cast a downvote. Downvoted content is just a reflection of others' opinions, low numbers won't stop you from posting or commenting here.

There are tons of subverses where you can post/comment and the list grows everyday, Explore Talk, with v/whatever being a catch-all place to post. We have a few subs here that do have rules/guidelines so be sure to check the sub's sidebar for these.

In the top bar of the site, up towards the left, All is now a drop-down and gives you options for viewing the site. Subscribed shows you to all the posts for every subverse you've subscribed to, so you see only what you want when you want it, check out the other viewing options too. Don't see a sub to suit your needs, create one after you reach the 50CCP threshold! Viewing v/All here will show you every post from every sub no holds barred (unless you've excluded viewing some content, see below). Many users enjoy surfing the site sorting by New, this feature will also sort posts in any sub on the site too.

Visit your Profile Page to upload an avatar by clicking on your username! Here too you can access Account Options, tools that allow you to customize the site, from shutting off Adult-oriented posts to listening to the Chat window via text-to-speech to allowing YouTube links to embed. More options are added as we grow so check back to see what new options might be available.

Talk is often a free-wheeling place and there are times when you'd prefer not to see certain content, that's cool. In addition to customizing your views in Account Options, you may also Hide a post, Block a User, or even Block a Subverse should you so desire.

Found a bug? Look to see if someone else has reported it or make a post as needed in v/TalkDev.

Have an idea for the site? Check out v/IdeasForTalk and start a new post or comment in an existing post!

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As a new site, there's still some growing and learning going on but we hope you like what you see and want to make us a daily stop.
Join us, Goats have all the fun -- MaaaaaLOL! :)




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Welcome to upgoat 🐐     (Introductions)
submitted by system to Introductions 2.5 years ago (+15/-9)
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Thank you for joining the site.

If you make a thread in this sub you will automatically receive 10 scp. This should help you get your account going.

Check out https://www.upgoat.net/v/Colorizer for different site color themes.

Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

-system admin
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yo i be like ye yall, but i white flava ... ladies lick me, hel yeah     (introductions)
submitted by twenty5 to introductions 1.4 years ago (+1/-17)
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Alright Ladies     (introductions)
submitted by MightyMorphinFaggot to introductions 1.4 years ago (+0/-5)
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How's it going?
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hi i hate niggers, chance are you a nigger. dont nigger around me you will just fine....nigger     (introductions)
submitted by emancipator to introductions 1.5 years ago (+0/-7)
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nt
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Just in case I wasn't clear enough!     (introductions)
submitted by GeneralDisarray to introductions 1.6 years ago (+2/-6)
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Ok guys.

You should have picked up that I'm a scot living in Canada if you gave a crap about what I have wrote here. But for the other 90% of you I have a declaration and a promise that I would like to declare for all.

I want to be the executioner!

I will be offering a bulk discount on all the masons!!

I don't want to wear the mask!, I want everyone to know it was me!!!

I have been gangstalked for decades and I can honestly tell you all that it has given me a bloodthirsty motivation to punish these elitists to the extreme.

I know you are all frustrated and disgusted at the shit you have experienced. And I feel your pain. So what better way of healing than seeing your abusers getting fancy new cunts stabbed into them by someone with a compelling motive and enthusiastic rage.

I'm here for you brothers.

I can be that surgeon of justice you seek. Screaming and stabbing until the pedophiles have taken early retirement.

Together we can create a new world.

We can burn pedophiles at the stake to our god until we make this our reality. I honestly don't care which god that is at this point. It's the pedo burning that will open the doors of heaven for us all.

So who here is with me.

The bulk discount stands. Masons go first.
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Oldfag with new name     (introductions)
submitted by lastlist to introductions 1.8 years ago (+4/-0)
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Was lurking here from time to time on another account. This place has a similar feel to voat. I will participate and contribute.

https://pic8.co/sh/YkqL90.png
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Greetings, Fedposters. original content     (introductions)
submitted by webofslime to introductions 1.8 years ago (+5/-2)
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https://pic8.co/sh/NOwVxK.png

Can one of your resident Mossad operatives confirm that Jared Kushner is an Israeli spy?

https://archive.ph/rmCak

Asking for a friend.
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Test     (introductions)
submitted by MasterSuppressionTechnique to introductions 1.8 years ago (+1/-4)
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Test
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I'm back     (introductions)
submitted by Reawakened to introductions 1.8 years ago (+5/-0)
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Did you miss me?

Fuck all you niggerfaggots glowies and baby dick blowes.
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I'm outlaw. I shoot bows n sheeit. I also write poetry sometimes.     (introductions)
submitted by outlaw to introductions 1.8 years ago (+9/-3)
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"kick rocks"
wagie, wagie
you're a slavey
work all day
have a wife yet?
maybe
took your shot
can't have a baby
for 13 dollars
blue hair, crazy.
heart attack, fat as shit, stupid, lazy.
cut your balls off, still not a lady
dress in drag, heres your hormone rations
suicide is the latest fashion
welcome to the neoliberal nation
spread em for a million haitains
playing games and smoking dope
abortions banned, seeth with rope
try to loot at riots, nope
concealed carry passed, wheres your hope?
AR-15 took your skateboard dreams
biceps lean, your cremation wasn't 'green'
cope.

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Hi guys. I'm the soup nazi. I work in food industry. Ask me anything.     (introductions)
submitted by soupnazi to introductions 1.8 years ago (+11/-0)
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I made this new alt because I made this anon post: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=62bb08d382147

Felt like I should have the name.

No soup for poo.
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I just logged on for the first time today. let's see what propaganda from the opposition you clowns are propagating today     (introductions)
submitted by osomperne to introductions 1.8 years ago (+0/-5)
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Gonna put each and every faggots doing this on blast.
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I just hit a lightbulb icon and Voat colors loaded     (introductions)
submitted by TheGardener to introductions 1.9 years ago (+3/-1)
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I'm feeling like an explorer now.
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AOU is gay, who runs this place?     (introductions)
submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to introductions 2 years ago (+13/-5)
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I'm from old Voat & have been over there this whole time, but it's been pretty gay lately.
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Hello goys! Jew here!     (introductions)
submitted by Jewfed9000 to introductions 2 years ago (+1/-9)
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I have been assigned as your new monitor over this website as ordered by my superiors at the SPLC and ADL. No "fed posting" or anti-semitism or you will be put on a more severe list that will be sent to the FBI. Shalom and mazel-tov!
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Old Lurker--new name     (introductions)
submitted by DoughGoy to introductions 2 years ago (+5/-1)
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What's up homosexuals and African Americans?

I used to post a little on the old Voat. I came over when Coontown got banned on Reddit. Been lurking on the new Voat for a while now and decided to make a profile.

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New here, this place is cool AF, what is the list of entities we hate here?     (introductions)
submitted by jostiniane to introductions 2.1 years ago (+8/-4)
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I was canceled from everywhere else for disagreeing (even 4chan), I am not even American/European, this is a candidate to be my new home..

Who are the people we hate here?
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hello everyone! can anybody show me where the memes are?     (introductions)
submitted by tv_remote to introductions 2.2 years ago (+5/-3)
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Hello Frens! This is your first annual reminder that the only people Jesus beat the shit out of were Jew bankers!     (introductions)
submitted by WolvenWargod to introductions 2.2 years ago (+49/-7)
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And I'm not going to decapitalize Jew. It's a proper noun, and I refuse to contribute to the further bastardization of my native language.

Glad to be back.
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Intro/Rant     (introductions)
submitted by heebiejeebies to introductions 2.2 years ago (+4/-0)
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Hi goats,

I finally decided to stop lurking and join nuvoat. I was sonofaboomer for a bit on the old site until it got axed, then like most people I went to poal and lurked for a bit, discovered that place gives you ass cancer, and fucked off until system gave us this.

Frankly, I'd be more content lurking and would not have made this account except I could use some advice (more on that in a bit).

Decided to change the name to heebiejeebies, but it honestly took me a while to come up with a decent name. I like it though. First, it has heeb in it, which in my opinion is the best insult for a kike. It just flows off the tongue better. Also I like the rhyme. Second (third?), the phrase "heebie-jeebies" is intended to represent a feeling of anxiety, apprehension, depression or illness. This feeling permeates our wonderfully diverse, doomed society, and the heebs are, generally speaking, responsible for a great deal of it, so I find this to be quite tongue-in-cheek.

start rant

Anyways, you'll find on old voat that I posted a thread titled "I'm About to Quit My Job" . tldr they were forcing vaccines at my woke liberal company, and a lot of people gave me very helpful advice, some not so helpful (made me remember how much I miss the dinks like ChefDong though). The company didn't go through with it at the time, but they have since. Again, I refused to be vaccinated and was granted an exemption. To keep my exemption, I have to get tested twice a week (once via nasal swab and once via home test kit), but I told them in polite terms to, as they say, eat shit. Boss sends me home to work remote for a week to avoid violating company policy. Whatever, I'm not quitting.

HR emails back something like: If you don't comply with testing, you will be voluntarily resigning. I email them back: I'm not resigning; you have to terminate me. I come back into work after taking Monday off, and the big boss lady shows up half way through my day to get my desk cleared out and escort me out of the building because I'm being "suspended". No other info was offered i.e. duration, with/without pay, etc. HR is supposed to contact me with further details, but they locked me out of my work email and the company apps portal.

Now I guess I need to contact an employment lawyer. Anyone have experience with shit like this?

end rant
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Salutations Congoid Homosexuals!     (introductions)
submitted by TheSpiceMelange to introductions 2.2 years ago (+9/-0)
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Fuck off we're full

oh wait...
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Hi guys     (introductions)
submitted by Formal_Door1845 to introductions 2.2 years ago (+2/-5)
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Just went on this site, it looks like complete shit.
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hello goats     (introductions)
submitted by CausticRaz to introductions 2.2 years ago (+9/-3)
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i am here for the beer and free snacks.
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Conspirologist from Voat here     (introductions)
submitted by Conspirologist to introductions 2.3 years ago (+29/-7)
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Hi. I'm Conspirologist from Voat. Glad to see there is another free speech forum.
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Punching back in     (introductions)
submitted by Hall_of_Cost to introductions 2.3 years ago (+4/-0)
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My fellow niggerfaggots! Been a while and I'm glad to be back. I'm happy to see some familiar goats are still around. I've been lurking for a week and tried to register but registration was suspended.

A lot has changed in the world since I was last on voat. It's great to see that voat even exists right now. I see poal is getting hammered out.

Anyway, that's my intro. Be seeing you guys in the threads. Good to be back