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I'm a waiter. I have to deal with a lot of different people and maintain graceful conversations even with people who struggle with that themselves no matter how bad it is. Just an FYI, all waiters are racist. We have to be. We have to anticipate people's needs and how they might miscommunicate what they want and direct conversation in ways that subtly makes up for that, because when we don't our lives get harder. You may think that's strange. Just put into the computer what people tell you. With you that might be that simple. For 80% of our customers it might be. But not for everyone. Our skills are not in interact with you. That doesn't take skill. It's in directing conversation to a productive end with people far far less reasonable than you. And that's very often not white people. And the subtleties are always race informed. Therefore every skilled waiter must be racist.

Now I know you are thinking you sure are asking too much of your customers. That if I claim that some people fail at being a customer I must have some high felutant expectations of what customers are supposed to do. No. I've had 4 year olds order from me, just fine. What I'm saying is that being a waiter wakes you up to just how broad the range of human ability is, to the point that some people actually struggle with something as easy as ordering food. And per the Perado principle 80% of customers are completely normal, but 80% of my time is spent with the 20% who aren't, hence why when time is an important factor knowing how to deal with these people in a strategic manner is such a significant emphasis. Now there are high maintenance people, but to be honest those people are responsible for only about 1/5th of my headaches and often delivering what they need isn't that complicated so it's really not a major headache. The larger portion of headaches is in dealing with actual retarded people. If you come to a restaurant go ahead and be high maintenance. Ask for what you want. In the end you aren't giving me a headache to any degree matching what I deal with otherwise. If you're happy I'm happy so ask for what you want.

So what do these people struggle with? Reading a menu. Asking for things that they will actually enjoy once they are made. Understanding that it's not appropriate to reserve a large party 30 minutes before close, showing up with only two of you 20 minutes later than you said, having your friends show up well, well, well after that, and then expecting a kitchen to still be running. Understanding that if I ask you if you have any dietary restrictions that's your opportunity to tell me you're vegetarian/vegan/don't eat beef/don't eat pork/have allergies before I bring out things for you to try. Knowing how to communicate with someone at all (and language barrier isn't the issue because I manage to take care of Mexicans who know zero English at all and somehow it works out).

Now blacks only perform slightly worse at these things than the average person. Particularly they suck at the "asking for things they will actually enjoy once made." Very picky eaters. I don't want no beans on those nachos. No pico. No tomatoes at all. And ew, don't really want that guacamole. No Jalapenos. Ends up shocked that they didn't enjoy a giant plate of dry tortilla chips with cheese melted onto them. End up having to remake something for them. But that's about as bad as they get.

Indians take the cake. They fail at everything, to spectacular degrees, all at once, every single one of them, every time. I am now convinced that every stereotype of stupidity we apply to Africans actually applies to Indians to a larger degree. I've had Indians ask for an item, modify it 13 ways until it wasn't that item at all, all because it had the word delux in the title and they wanted to feel special. If a black person did that I would think, are you mentally retarded. But if an Indian does it, oh, they're just Indian. And this isn't once I've had that happen. I've had exactly that happen to me on repeat. Here is the truth about Indians. They aren't as violent as niggers, but are as dumb if not dumber. You think of them as intelligent because being the niggers that they are they are scam artists. Who are the two biggest tele-scammers in the world. Nigerians and Indians. Nigerians pretend to be princes. Indians pretend to be geniuses. Because you believed them you assume there must be something intelligent about them, and the few things that don't seem to jive with the claim must be cultural differences. No. After see how these people fail to grasp basic social concept. After seeing them fail to have any logistical sense in doing something as simple as trying to meet their friends at a restaurant. After seeing them fail to adapt to other cultures in ways I've seen every other kind of foreigner pull off. After seeing them fail at something as simple as reading a menu that I've seen people who don't even speak English manage to pull off. I am convinced they are dumber than Africans by a large large degree. They don't even grasp basic sanitation concepts that Africans can understand.

When you see Indians treat them as dumber than niggers. See how they react. If they don't like it then fine. Be unshaken in your understanding of the truth. Don't believe Nigerians are princes. Don't believe that Indians have intelligence.

And you may think, but the ones in IT must have some ability. I'm taking care of the same Indians. What I'm saying is that seeing their inability to generally function at life, any business that has given them control over anything critical, only God could save that business from doom. These people can't figure out how a restaurant menu works. You are going to give them control over critical parts of businesses with billion dollar market caps? You have reached the greatest depth of clown world. If you want reduced price unqualified labor, you would be better hiring white waiters with zero education than hiring pajeets. Have you tried hiring white college drop outs? I promise you will have a better experience than Indains. You'd be better off hiring niggers considering I've seen both's basic reasoning skills. You work with them and think they're just funny. No, they're just stupid. Stepping away from IT and being able to evaluate them on the real basics reveals that.