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I'm outlaw. I shoot bows n sheeit. I also write poetry sometimes.

submitted by outlaw to introductions 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 03:38:37 ago (+9/-3)     (introductions)

"kick rocks"
wagie, wagie
you're a slavey
work all day
have a wife yet?
maybe
took your shot
can't have a baby
for 13 dollars
blue hair, crazy.
heart attack, fat as shit, stupid, lazy.
cut your balls off, still not a lady
dress in drag, heres your hormone rations
suicide is the latest fashion
welcome to the neoliberal nation
spread em for a million haitains
playing games and smoking dope
abortions banned, seeth with rope
try to loot at riots, nope
concealed carry passed, wheres your hope?
AR-15 took your skateboard dreams
biceps lean, your cremation wasn't 'green'
cope.



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[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.7 yearsJul 2, 2022 13:39:40 ago (+1/-0)

You sound gay

Youll fit right in here

[ - ] 867530nein 1 point 1.7 yearsJul 1, 2022 23:41:38 ago (+1/-0)

Take your meds schizo

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 04:12:02 ago (+3/-0)

Ok.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 06:11:27 ago (+2/-0)

I like it. Check out basedhaikus

[ - ] taoV 2 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 04:37:06 ago (+2/-0)

Hi Kenny.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 08:14:20 ago (+1/-0)

Niggerfaggot

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 16:32:44 ago (+0/-0)

poetry is for homos with no real job skillz

[ - ] outlaw [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsJul 2, 2022 12:19:49 ago (+0/-0)

poetry is for homos with no real job skillz

nope on the homo.

does satisfying wife in your bed count as a job skill?

I got a masters degree in that.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.7 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:34:01 ago (+0/-0)

I've been takin care of yr wife after you leave the house. You may as well get a divorce now.

[ - ] outlaw [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsJul 10, 2022 13:29:49 ago (+0/-0)

"I've been takin care of yr wife after you leave the house."

What a coincidence, I've been doing the same to yours!

[ - ] MayhemInChief 0 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 08:37:13 ago (+0/-0)

I shoot bows n sheeit

If it's traditional, look up ETAR, happens every July in PA. If it's compound, well at least it's a bow.

BTW, if any faggots reading this are in PA, you should make a day trip for ETAR. You might just find a new hobby.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 06:36:20 ago (+1/-1)

I don't speak to people who shoot arrows into animals.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 09:59:56 ago (+4/-0)

You're anti-hunting, too? What a faggot.

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 07:33:54 ago (+2/-0)

What if they have Covid?

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 07:41:27 ago (+0/-1)

"they" being the archer.

Then they should seek medical treatment. Just because they have Covid is no excuse for killing animals.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 4 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 08:40:19 ago (+4/-0)

1) Not all archers hunt. Some shoot just because it's fun.

2) Everyone should get their meat from a grocery store, where no animals where harmed.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.7 yearsJun 30, 2022 13:51:54 ago (+0/-0)

I meant the animal. You know Covid is found in animal reservoirs, right?

[ - ] outlaw [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsJul 31, 2022 15:32:19 ago (+0/-0)

"I don't speak to people who shoot arrows into animals."

Do rioting criminals and communists count as animals though?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Of course, personally I only believe in p e a c e f u l pRoTeSt.