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I don’t date married women

submitted by iSnark to humor 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 21:29:50 ago (+9/-1)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nX4wSK8zeE0



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[ - ] TankTinker 3 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 22:18:09 ago (+3/-0)*

"I don’t date married women" .. that's what I told someone one day, so the phone rings some broad is on the line I don't recognize her voice she says this is Xxxxx Xxxxx, I said I don't know that name, she says Xxxxx's wife we met at Xxxxx's funeral .. yeah I remembered, he was a friend of mine his missus had passed away and he remarried I did meet her at a funeral, she says I'd like to get to know you better maybe we could head to a motel .. that's when I said "I do not encourage married women to ring this number .. minutes later the husbandman rings, he is a six + footer of about 300 pounds everyone calls him "The Beast," he says "you ---- I say "eff you, she rang me I didn't ring her .. he is still mouthing off so I hung up.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 23:01:12 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like you dodged a bullet there...

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 23:01:40 ago (+0/-0)

Yikes! Stay away

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2 weeksMay 26, 2025 22:46:51 ago (+1/-0)

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