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Rockwell Retro Encabulator

submitted by shitface9000 to humor 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:07:53 ago (+13/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/mayhqt.mp4



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[ - ] bosunmoon 4 points 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 16:39:01 ago (+4/-0)

I doubt it could effectively detranscabulate the innerphereson Hydrossilations of the average transverse combustion configuration.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:57:44 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty sure that was an April fool's video joke from back in the '80s. But I could be wrong and encabulation may have occurred

[ - ] Volf 1 point 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 16:48:20 ago (+1/-0)

Retroencabulation, more specifically. In fact, transorbital dysreflexia was the primary method of encabulation prior to the advent of non-centrifugal decarboxylation. Inverse-coil reflectometry facilitated rapid advancement in several related subfields, streamlining the manufacturing process and allowing for the introduction of new methodologies in the interplanary substrate protocol.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 16:51:20 ago (+1/-0)

Ya but the O-rings failed…….., bye bye birdie bye bye……, oh wait…, are we talking about space shuttles or diversity copters?

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 21:08:40 ago (+0/-0)

Tree fiddy

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 20:56:25 ago (+0/-0)

It's funny because he's not using the actual names of the thingamadoodles.

He also likes getting his unwatched fingers really close to the spiny mobile... made me sweat the whole time.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 16:48:54 ago (+0/-0)

Like anything else you don’t quite understand, try sticking yer dick in it….., whatcha got to loose? Your virginity?

This comment not for use in prisons. Or parliament. Or helicopter controls. Or yer mom. Or ….well there are a number of things you shouldn’t stick yer dick in.

Use your dick accordingly.

This comment brought to you by the United States airforce where dicks are irregular on purpose….

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 17:14:47 ago (+0/-0)

Wait.
Why not my mom?

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 17:18:42 ago (+0/-0)

Always stick your dick in crazy women!

There's no need to stick it anywhere else.