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I'm thinking of starting a new website that focuses on connecting Scottish people with entrepreneurial relatives that offer family discounts at their local business.

submitted by dalai_llama to humor 4 monthsJan 30, 2025 20:59:16 ago (+9/-1)     (humor)

I think I'm going to call it "Only Clans"...


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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 4 monthsJan 30, 2025 21:04:37 ago (+3/-0)*

Aye, tis a fine plan lad, one thought of since the time of the ancient celts...

ewan mcteagle, scottish socialist poet many times immortalised the permanent pains between progress and poverty in perfect prose.

[ - ] dalai_llama [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 30, 2025 21:10:20 ago (+1/-0)

Ewan Mcteagle of the Clan Mcteagle. There can be only one.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 18:18:29 ago (+0/-0)

ochayetheoon

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 00:30:04 ago (+1/-0)

Better version: "Only Klans"...

[ - ] dalai_llama [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 07:00:56 ago (+0/-0)

Online dating site for feds?

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 4 monthsFeb 1, 2025 02:07:10 ago (+1/-0)

The "Klu-Klux" version.

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 4 monthsJan 30, 2025 23:16:48 ago (+1/-0)

Petrified bivalves = Stony Clams

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 4 monthsJan 30, 2025 23:16:03 ago (+1/-0)

I'm going to make a website for hard penis heads. I think I'm going to call it Bony Glans.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsJan 30, 2025 21:59:33 ago (+1/-0)

You’re fired.

[ - ] dalai_llama [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 06:59:00 ago (+1/-0)

Aye, it was a good run. I'm taking the fuckin' electric kettle from the break room; I paid for that.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 4 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:20:26 ago (+0/-0)

Did you say discount?