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The best thing about the 80s     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Storefront to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+48/-1)
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Being able to do shit without being recorded. I used to ride my bike in my driveway and pretend I was a horseback mail carrier in the old west. I had really long drawn out conversations with myself on this long country driveway in Ohio's Amish country. I'd spend all day doing this, riding back and forth. Was I retarded? Maybe. Really we are so lucky, those of us who got a childhood before mass surveillance.
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Whether you vote red or blue, no matter who, you always just get Netanyahu.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+38/-0)
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FUCK ISRAEL & JEWS
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I’d like to open a clinic to treat people with pedophilia. What do you guys think of my first piece of medical equipment?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+40/-4)
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Biggest Liar On This Site! 🤥 original content     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+39/-3)
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Congress needs to pass the "Racial Identification Act" forcing the media to report the race of the victim and perpetrator in every crime. Of course, it would need a different name...     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+30/-0)
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...something deceptive like the "Patriot Act", because the American people might have objected to the more aptly named "Fuck The Constitution Act".
Maybe something like "The End of Racism Act" or "The Unity, Equality and Peace Act".
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The military should be using loud speakers playing right-wing songs like Lee Greenwood's proud to be an American just to fuck with the bean terrorists     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+29/-0)
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Beware !     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by SirNiggsalot to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+27/-0)
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Niggers are impulsive and prone to hyper violent acts.

Around Blacks Never Relax

That is all
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Somehow there needs to be a push for the 'jew diplomat' shooter to be released on bail like Karmelo Anthony and a go fund me started for them     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Sleazy to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+27/-1)
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Watching niggerball at a bar     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by shitface9000 to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+24/-0)
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Holy nigger it’s nonstop nigger nonsense. Commercial niggers, announcer niggers, ball niggers
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There's a guy at my gym that I hate     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+25/-2)
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There's this fucking guy. Looks like a self induced hall of cost victim that drinks soylent all day. Skinny and lanky and super soy looking with no chin. Anyway, first time I saw him a month or two ago he was wearing a Kabbala Harris shirt. And I thought to myself, you don't need to wear that shirt everyone knows. Well, last week this faggot showed up wearing a blue mask. And I couldn't help but point him out to my gym buddy and laugh. And he saw us sniggering. And I saw his gay ass today, once again wearing a blue mask, trying to do pullups way too close to some big brown guy. I looked at him and just shook my head. He's the only fucker with a mask on. Must be some new strain of monkey pox going around on CNN.
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Marco Rubio claims that America is not backing israel in this (YEAH RIGHT!) USA is under zionist control. They will suck israel's little dick to the end. All US gov who helps israel is a traitor and terrorist     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 1 day ago (+24/-0)
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Holy shit... watching a decent movie.. out of no where some bitch brings up surfing...     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+23/-1)
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The other bitch says something about we used to surf out here but there are to many sharks... because of GLOBAL WARMING PUSHING THEM IN CLOSER!

what a fucking joke what an absolute stupid fucking joke
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The Real Reason Conspiritologist Is Mad At Ukrainians     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+19/-1)
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Interesting website Identity Dixie     (identitydixie.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+15/-0)
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The Ghost of Verle says, 'In heaven there is no beer, so that's why you better be drinking one. '     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Sleazy to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+15/-0)
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The faggots being arrested in Trump Tower     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+14/-0)
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We should make a bingo game out of this:

The first arrest was a fat bitch with blue-green hair.

Second arrest, dude was wearing one of those white trash Rastafarian stoner hoodies.

Third bitch was a short-haired dyke.

Our enemies are weak. Propped up only by delusion. They stand for nothing and fall for everything. And holy shit, they are fucking ugly.
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israel attacked on 6/12. That's 666. Evil demons from hell     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 1 day ago (+14/-0)
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If you notice that @big_fat_dangus is seething and leaking more period blood than usual today, this is why. I try to love him as a bro but he won't love me back and continues to stab me in the back while screaming out in pain. DWB is still mad at me too. Its a sad state of affairs.     (www.voat.xyz)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+13/-0)
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A Huge number of Republicans like Massie are getting the message that the public actually is on Putin's side and against Jewish zelensky's schemes to take over Russia     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+14/-1)
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A Huge number of Republicans like Massie are getting the message that the public actually is on Putin's side and against Jewish zelensky's schemes to take over Russia and they are demanding cessation of weapons sales to Ukraine and friendlier relationships with the white Europeans of Russia.

As most self-serving congressman see the fantastic support that Tom Massey has gotten by standing against a pack and against endless wars more and more of them are realizing that's the path forward rather than following the typical media presumed tactics.

This means more and more are also feeling pressure from their home constituents to stop sending weapons to Ukraine and to stop sending weapons to Israel.

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ICE needs Woodchippers     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+13/-0)
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Gangbanger, illegal immigrant children, rioter; The woodchipper does not discriminate.
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israeli's are burning right now and some jew babies blown to bits hahaha amen. LIVE VIEW OF IRAN'S MISSILE RETALIATION     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 1 day ago (+14/-1)
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Don't laugh but if they're going to legalize a drug it would be a lot better to legalize cocaine than marijuana. Cocaine is cleaner healthier and gives you a little bit of a lift and energy. Marijuana stays in your system. And you're smoking it so it's got all the lung problems. Of course anything c     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+13/-1)
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Don't laugh but if they're going to legalize a drug it would be a lot better to legalize cocaine than marijuana. Cocaine is cleaner healthier and gives you a little bit of a lift and energy. Marijuana stays in your system. And you're smoking it so it's got all the lung problems. Of course anything can be overdone including cocaine.


I'm a constitutionalist and believe in Liberty and freedom. I don't think you should outlaw things for everybody just because a few people are idiots and they abuse them.

During the '80s one of the reasons cocaine became very popular was it was a very clean healthy drug compared to the marijuana that all the hippies smoked in the 60s and '70s and the 80s was all about ditching the hippies image. People were tired of the dirty hippie image.

Cocaine is medicinal it gives you a little energy and unless you abuse it it has very little side effects. Like anything else if you abuse it it's going to have medical consequences just like marijuana. Just like anything else.

But marijuana stays in your system long after you invite it which means you're driving with it and you're doing everything else with it. And because people think marijuana is harmless they tend to smoke way too much of it. and I think Ann Coulter did a great piece on how marijuana can make you psychotic. She talks about the horrible murders people do when they're on marijuana because they sort of disconnect from reality and theyll just take a person's body apart.

When I talk about cocaine use I'm talking about at the levels like the natives use in Columbia when they're chewing leaves which let them work at high altitudes all day long. It's just another form of energy drink and it doesn't have the heart stimulating repercussions that overdose of caffeine can do. If you don't know too much caffeine can kill you because it interferes with your electrical signals in your heart and could cause you to go into random heart rhythms.

But cocaine doesn't do that. It certainly not at low levels.


Anyway it's just I'm really tired of everybody making laws to stop everybody from ever doing anything. Just because a couple of people might abuse it. The way to handle that is to make the people who abuse it pay for their own damn treatment. One of the big problems we have is we have all these insurances and we have all these other things that cuddle people who abuse things. Hell one of the nicest spas you can go to are these drug rehab centers half the time and half the time all this insurance pays for it and we're supposed to feel good about coddling a whole bunch of people who don't know when to quit.


So this really stems more from the fact that I'm really tired of people's liberties being taken away rather than I think people should go out and use cocaine because I don't. But you also shouldn't be prevented from taking a hit of cocaine if you want to get through the day. Just like you can go buy an energy drink and you can overdose on energy drinks and die. If you don't believe it look at Panera bread that used to sell high caffeinated iced teasing things right in the store and tell people started overdosing on the caffeine and dying.

LSD is another one. LSD has been said by many of the people who used it like Steve Jobs and others that it transforms their view of the world and life and that persists after the drug has worn off. And that sounds like a pretty fantastic thing for people to experience and it shouldn't be illegal to try it. It's ridiculous.

We really need to go back through all these regulations that make everything illegal and just get rid of them all. The anti second amendment laws the anti-drug laws the anti this and that and the other thing laws. We just need to get rid of all these Nanny state laws.

They are all annoying.


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Fun fact: @mikenigger confirmed jdif spook     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by shitface9000 to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+12/-0)
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True Storyâ„¢
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That Army parade tomorrow is a likely target of another Israel false flag.      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 1 day ago (+14/-2)
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You heard it hear first. The timing is perfect.
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When even David Hogg is too masculine...     (www.dailysignal.com)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago (+11/-0)
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