I’d like to open a clinic to treat people with pedophilia. What do you guys think of my first piece of medical equipment? - Upgoat

Open the office on the third floor of an office building.

1st piece of equipment should be renting the dumpster located directly below the balcony from which they will test gravity from….

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope [op] 2 points 1 dayMay 26, 2025 21:12:41 ago (+2/-0)

I like your setup but I prefer it be mulch landing into the dumpster below.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 9 hoursMay 27, 2025 13:02:55 ago (+2/-0)

Woodchipper therapy has a 100% cure ratio for for pedophilia, followed closely by copper jacketed led therapy

[ - ] Leveraction 3 points 23 hoursMay 26, 2025 23:08:44 ago (+3/-0)

I like it!! You will make a ton of money. In fact, we'll all chip in (no pun).

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 1 dayMay 26, 2025 20:20:04 ago (+3/-0)

some jobs require a scalpel, some require a hammer. some require a woodchipper

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 22 hoursMay 27, 2025 00:51:47 ago (+2/-0)

Also a cure to the jew virus, hag worship epidemic and jeet/nig plague! Very versatile.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 22 hoursMay 27, 2025 00:05:36 ago (+2/-0)

Hey this is anti semitic!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 23 hoursMay 26, 2025 23:09:47 ago (+2/-0)

Where do I donate and/or apply for a job?

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 1 dayMay 26, 2025 22:43:30 ago (+2/-0)

Here's another option..https://files.catbox.moe/dw0o3d.mp4

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 23 hoursMay 26, 2025 23:04:53 ago (+1/-0)

Umm... Yep, that'll do it! 😂

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 23 hoursMay 26, 2025 23:22:50 ago (+1/-0)

SHREDDER IS THE ONLY OPTION. WHY SELECT A BUTTERKNIFE TO CUT A STEAK?? Woodchipper. pffffffft

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 21 hoursMay 27, 2025 01:26:37 ago (+1/-0)

I've always said this is the best way

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 1 dayMay 26, 2025 22:20:33 ago (+2/-0)

I have many seeds
https://ibb.co/4RP7Psm6

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 dayMay 26, 2025 21:09:52 ago (+2/-0)

https://sherrill-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/8c07c8cd5e7b11401c5e23c770be585b0e6375f9e471df2dd243d21dfbbb619a.jpg

[ - ] Anotherone 1 point 13 hoursMay 27, 2025 09:11:08 ago (+1/-0)

Need a veermer, bandit sucks

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 18 hoursMay 27, 2025 04:03:39 ago (+1/-0)

First piece of equipment you need is an mri machine because these can actually be used to detect peadophiles...

Cant be fooled...

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 1 dayMay 26, 2025 21:30:29 ago (+1/-0)

I would use it as a deportation office. And I'd go tub grinder.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 hoursMay 27, 2025 12:11:02 ago (+0/-0)

I support it.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 11 hoursMay 27, 2025 11:27:33 ago (+0/-0)

100% effective

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 0 points 13 hoursMay 27, 2025 09:10:12 ago (+0/-0)

Needs a catcher so you can fertilize!

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 hoursMay 27, 2025 12:13:36 ago (+0/-0)

I don't want my food to be fertilized by pedos.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 22 hoursMay 27, 2025 00:49:54 ago (+0/-0)

Wood-chipper is the final scene. We gotta start with some pear of anguish first. And then when that’s snug like a bug toss them in a pool of syringes. I think we’ve gotta put some real fear into these people if we want to see it stop.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 22 hoursMay 27, 2025 00:13:57 ago (+0/-0)

We have a special sub for this on upgoat

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 23 hoursMay 26, 2025 23:52:23 ago (+0/-0)

I maintain the sandpaper floor is the more brutal and humorous option.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 23 hoursMay 26, 2025 23:12:30 ago (+0/-0)

https://youtu.be/FB4hD4g22Uc?t=80

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I’d like to open a clinic to treat people with pedophilia. What do you guys think of my first piece of medical equipment? submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 1 dayMay 26, 2025 20:13:52 ago (+40/-4) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/367xly.jpeg

I’d like to open a clinic to treat people with pedophilia. What do you guys think of my first piece of medical equipment?
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 1 dayMay 26, 2025 20:13:52 ago (+40/-4) (files.catbox.moe)
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