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Post all content that is satirical, insincere or surreal for the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain, or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction.

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Keep it light-hearted goats, we are all friends at the end of the day.

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blumen4alles when he spots a 9yr old from his barn (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 1.8 years ago (+32/-7)

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Toilet talk: "I find myself considering the importance of excrement – and our relationship with it." (www.theguardian.com)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+6/-3)

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https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/jan/31/melbourne-unko-poo-museum-kawaii-poop-experience

@Anus_Expander

TheBigGuyFromQueens first day at his new job (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+33/-5)

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@TheBigGuyFromQueens

Challenge issued to @HelenHighwater to tell us why the life she/he leads is not boring in under 500 words. (www.upgoat.net)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+2/-0)

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Reply: Time: 2024-01-26 20:37:31
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[ - ] @HelenHighwater 1 points 2 hours ago (+1/-0)
Kinda wish my life was so boring that this topic was worth discussion.

if you wanna be my friend @2Drunk there's a rite-of-passage. In front of the bros repeat after me: "Anus_Expander is an arsehole". (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 3 hours ago (+1/-0)

I'm sorry, have one of my beer. Are we still friends?
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This...is a man cave. A real cave where things slither and scurry. Not an American kit-cave like @Lost-In-The-thinking with a jukebox in one corner and minature bar in the other! (i.ibb.co)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+6/-0)

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Show us your man-cave @Lost-In-The-Thinking or GTFO!

https://ibb.co/ssXK9ms

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Hey white boy (@UncleDoug) ...how does it feel, man, to be lumped with the wogs, dagos, chinks and slopes by the abos as...not true Australians! Ironic isn't it...bro! (www.upgoat.net)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+4/-5)

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"In Sydney, crowds chanted 'always was, always will be Aboriginal land' "

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White boys - I think people of all creeds and colours should be invited to be part of the Hard Right and join the fight against Wokeness. (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+3/-7)

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[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 2 points 2 hours ago (+2/-0)

paul say the nigger word

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[ - ] anon 3997939 1 point 2 hours ago (+1/-0)

do it you fucking niggerfaggot!

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[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 2 hours ago (+1/-3)

NukeAmerica...the word in question is found offensive by many, particularly African Americans. Why offend for the sake of it?

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[ - ] anon 3009959 1 point 4 minutes ago (+1/-0)

He wants to portray right wing ideology as based on hatred rather than evidence and facts
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Bros, I'm tired of you lot calling me gay. I'm not but neither am I homophobic. I think I've probably had more female lovers than most of you - you unattractive, pimply, pink-skinned white boys particularly @dock. So get f..ked! (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+11/-3)

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dock 0 points 7 hours ago

Reported for reporting, lavender lad.

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@dock ... I think this is a little excessive ... Twins in Montana are transforming a woodland into a magical Viking village to pay homage to their Norse ancestry (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+5/-0)

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With Europe poised on war with Russia, bro boekanier will be heading for the front. This sub is devoted to him so he can tell us a bit about himself before, um, the inevitable. Sad, so sad. (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+4/-4)

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[ - ] @boekanier 1 point 1 week ago (+1/-0)

is that general a seer? No? Then I wouldn't put too much faith in his 'prediction'. Neri, you're on the wrong track, man, by repeating the misleading MSM like a parrot
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paul_neri 0 points 59 seconds ago

Dude soon you'll be on track - a half-track headed for the Russian front. You should tell us all a bit about yourself before you [I can't bring myself to say].

GreenSaint's Greenbacks (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+25/-0)

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@dock when he's ditched his overalls and scrubbed up for a night on the town! (www.news.com.au)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+4/-0)

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@beece...we need to have it out in front of the bros. You upvoted @sumerbreeze (see below) who was quite rude to me. You seem to have a love/hate relationship with me. You sense a kindred warrior-spirit (I was in the School Cadets; you in the IRAQ War). But... (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+6/-6)

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[ - ] beece 1 point 6 hours ago (+1/-0)

Nevil Schute's seminal work "On The Beach". Clearly lays out that Aussies live last, so congrats Neri, although the massive radiation eventually also kills them in the end as well. But they die last so there is that.

Upvoated sumerbreeze as well.

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[ - ] SumerBreeze 6 points 7 hours ago (+6/-0)

Probably best not to get your safe zones from kiked media, you dumb cunt.

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How a woman who 'never lost a fight to a man' caught the eye of gang boss (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 months ago (+2/-5)

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In front of your fellow goats and the world will you now affirm the oath of allegiance to the United States of America? We need to know the patriots among us but more importantly the... (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+2/-6)

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I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.[5]

Dangus new trap house (pic8.co)

submitted by Smedleys_Butler to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+4/-0)

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@paul_neri called me a "f.. king girl!". REPORTED! original content (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+14/-4)

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PostWallHelena spotted in the wild (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by mikenigger to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+15/-5)

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dangus, why do you make your wife dress like this? Bianca Censori steps out in tiny bikini at Las Vegas casino (www.news.com.au)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+2/-2)

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help is at hand big_fat_dangus! Hospital beds, plane seats and clothes should be made bigger to fit those who are having to 'navigate a fatphobic world'. (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+5/-2)

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dock, @dock why do you Christians do it? Enter the lion's den (Chat) where you're torn to pieces by the Neanderthal from the frozen wastes (BushChuck); the asian warlord (foo); the Yankee bovver boy (dangus) and from the Great Southern Land the Wandjina (UncleDoug)! (depts.washington.edu)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+2/-3)

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https://depts.washington.edu/hrome/Authors/jimkuo2/IlColosseo/253/pub_zbpage_view.html

Martyrdom is old fashioned.No-one dies for their beliefs any more!

"Were Christians really fed to the lions? Yes, Christians were fed to half-starved lions, burned alive, and hacked to death, but the most interesting aspect of this was that the Christians who died in the Colosseum wanted to die there as martyrs".

Yeah, I heard you the first time (Tombstone scene featuring @dock) (getyarn.io)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+1/-1)

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https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d708f6b8-9b12-45ba-b7b6-c326d6a89ef3

[ - ] dock 1 point 6 hours ago (+1/-0)

Never stop building and withdraw all support from our enemies. They produce nothing. Starve them out.
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[ - ] dock 0 points 6 hours ago (+0/-0)

Never stop building and withdraw all support from our enemies. They produce nothing. Starve them out.
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[ - ] dock 0 points 6 hours ago (+0/-0)

Never stop building and withdraw all support from our enemies. They produce nothing. Starve them out.

@graydragon interviews @system in hard-hitting dialogue! (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by shitface9000 to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+12/-1)

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https://www.bitchute.com/video/xrFGprYnXxts/

**dangus named in the Epstein Files!** (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+5/-5)

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dulcima's reaction whenever Prince Harry releases an update. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 4 months ago (+10/-0)

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@dulcima

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