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...which is four people wide when I came across a female, maybe early 30's, with two small dogs on a stretch leash and the dogs were straying across the path as usual. I waited for a lull in the traffic so she'd hear me and "belled" her. No reaction. I got right behind her and did the same. Same response. So I said: "excuse me, Madam" and she half looked around and twittered a very unconvincing "sorry". Now I could be wrong and she doesn't associate a bell in her ear with a cyclist but I think she felt offended at being belled to shift her rather large arse (she is a female after all) and being an entitled human being she considered she deserved the human-voice touch and being belled was insulting? Oh and by the way she looked like @inaminit 's missus but I couldn't be sure.

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Men At Work - Land Down Under

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Visit the sub

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"In Sydney, crowds chanted 'always was, always will be Aboriginal land' "

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Here is the kike Dogdicklicker making a thread hating on white men https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=657cf7d1d3344

Here's Dogshitwhiffer mentioning me because I live rent free in his jewish head https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=657154f085c51&commentid=65715f4f278de

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Firstly, thank you for your suggested treatments.I tried some of them.

This didn't work:

Anusol cream
Proctosedyl cream
WitchHazel (noting it takes time, apparently)
Aloe Vera (bottled/natural)
Nivea cream
Olive oil
Hot baths

This did work:

I had a "lightbulb moment". I noticed the pain didn't occur when I went to bed i.e. lying down. Possibly something to do with gravity making the circulating blood in the irritated veins less heavy?

Anyway...the pain got so intense I went to bed. Lying naked the "lightbulb moment" got brighter and I raised my legs and flared the anal area - like a woman giving birth. The effect was dramatic. The pain started to ebb away quite quickly. I couldn't believe it.I stayed in this position for a couple of minutes holding onto my shins. Very undignified but pain has no shame. I got up and was pain-free for about 30 minutes. The pain came back and I went to bed again and the exercise worked reasonably well and I had a pain free night. Just had my morning dump and it was painful but so far the pain has not persisted. Applied some WitchHazel. So I might be on the mend. Horrible ailment.

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You know...the ones where folk walk the walk and...talk the talk and I'm not invited to join.

If/when I get a number of nominations I'll make it more scientific by having a Poll. Yes it is interesting.