if you wanna be my friend @2Drunk there's a rite-of-passage. In front of the bros repeat after me: "Anus_Expander is an arsehole". - Upgoat

if you wanna be my friend @2Drunk there's a rite-of-passage. In front of the bros repeat after me: "Anus_Expander is an arsehole".
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 22:21:48 ago (+2/-1) (ShitpostLitterBox)

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[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 3 hours ago (+1/-0)

I'm sorry, have one of my beer. Are we still friends?
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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 02:17:28 ago (+3/-1)

Anus Expander is a poal cunt that smoked aou cock for fun.

Still don't want to be your friend but I am thoroughly invested in your health status. You feeling alright? Any new diseases? Maybe some turbo cancer? Numbness in your left arm? Difficulty breathing?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 02:24:31 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro, appreciate your concern. I tend not to talk about my health issues, you know, being the stoic type.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:07:23 ago (+2/-0)

Anus Expander is an anus expander!!!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:09:24 ago (+0/-0)

Far out! Now say...NukeAmerica is an arsehole!

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:13:32 ago (+0/-0)

Don't tell me what to say, Paul. I am not your puppet.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:19:01 ago (+0/-0)

Oh! Sorry.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:10:32 ago (+1/-0)

That's going to be a hard no. I do believe in another life @Anus_Expander died in Enumclaw WA, but I only dislike 2/3s of the shit it says.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:20:37 ago (+0/-0)

I see. Well you've made your choice; exercised your free will and in the process excised me from your life. Even though I'm hurt I will respect your decision.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:23:02 ago (+0/-0)

And everyone thought that George was the sensitive one.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 04:48:26 ago (+0/-0)

Having never been to that shithole, I vigorously refute this

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 22:26:45 ago (+1/-0)

Paul, don’t you have your anus expanded by your secretary on a weekly basis?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 22:31:57 ago (+0/-0)*

SumerBreeze, after some of the worst days in my life (haemorrhoids/impacted fecal matter imo),for the life of me I don't know how anyone, straight or gay, would be dumb enough to mess with one's anus.

Edit: to Voat shrieks of TMI/Overshare.
Edit: if you're lactose intolerant be careful what cheese you gorge on.

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:19:49 ago (+2/-0)

Is there a user named after a prolapsed anus that can expand on that?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:22:25 ago (+0/-0)*

Dude...it's no laughing matter. Show some sensitivity ffs. I've had a month of hell. If I learned one thing it is to take laxatives asap [Edit: when a problem arises].

[ + ] boekanier

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 02:23:44 ago (+1/-0)

man, neri, and I thought you were living a healthy life (garden, sunshine...)

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 02:26:23 ago (+0/-0)

I am but sometimes things come out of the blue and left field too! I think I clogged up my innards with indigestible cheese and paid a terrible price.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:08:26 ago (+1/-0)

Lactose intolerant, you say? kek

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:09:54 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, so?

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:11:16 ago (+0/-0)

Its okay. Don't be too down on yourself, Paul.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 22:26:33 ago (+1/-0)

EAT SHIT AND DIE, QUEERI

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 22:25:30 ago (+0/-0)