@paul_neri called me a "f.. king girl!". REPORTED! - Upgoat

@paul_neri called me a "f.. king girl!". REPORTED!
submitted by MaryXmas to ShitpostLitterBox 4 monthsJan 8, 2024 19:59:55 ago (+14/-4) (ShitpostLitterBox)

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[ - ] Fascinus 10 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2024 20:02:26 ago (+10/-0)

Hurtful. Damn hurtful!

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 02:19:23 ago (+2/-0)

Just like his prolapsed sphincter ...

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:33:03 ago (+2/-1)

Dass thank god you called! I've been looking everywhere for you to, well, cry on your shoulder. Yes it's about my f..king haemorrhoids but with a twist. If there is a god then she hates me. The main problem was subsiding and I was having pain-free days. Supplementing my main meal (vegan - beans/potato/broccoli etc) with licorice and one laxative before bed. So in the morning the dump wasn't sinew snapping painful and cleaned me out for the day. However, dass, man I did something really dumb. I pulped all these passion fruit - half a bowl full - thinking they'd help move things along and bloody heck the damn things had these big black seeds that tore my anus to bits. F..k it was painful. I couldn't walk. It was like having razor blades in my arse. This went on for maybe 5 hours and all I could do was keep eating so the seeds would all get pushed out. But, dass, I had to be careful not to strain too much as then I'd be back to my main problem all over again! Mate, it was a f..king nightmare! So I've been on and off the john for the past five hours and this is the first sustained period of respite I've had and doesn't life look good. Even dangus looks good! Thanks for listening, bro, appreciate it.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 15:20:05 ago (+2/-0)

God probably does hate you, Whereas I, will just treat you with the disdain and disrespect you deserve.

'Get wrecked faggot'.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 17:42:37 ago (+0/-1)

I'm feeling much better thank you dass. The morning dump was sloppy, thank god, and expelled any remaining seeds. Talk about torture - I could hardly walk! Once again, dass, thank you for nursing me through this crisis.Talk about a horror Christmas!

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 22:24:06 ago (+2/-0)

Save your scat play for your wife's nigger buck abo bf, cuckold.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 05:47:03 ago (+0/-1)

Hi dass. Lovely day at the beach and...pain free! Talk to ya tomorrow.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 22:16:54 ago (+0/-0)

Nope. you will not, dumb zog faggot.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2024 20:07:24 ago (+7/-0)

I hereby scowl in his general direction!

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 6 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2024 20:19:27 ago (+6/-0)

She will report you for that.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2024 20:23:29 ago (+4/-0)

OH DEAR ME!

That will be dreadful.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2024 23:55:38 ago (+5/-0)

Queeri needs rope around his scrawny neck

[ - ] deleted 5 points 4 monthsJan 8, 2024 20:14:50 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:21:39 ago (+2/-1)

I apologise. I was in pain and when you're in pain you tend to lash out.Be very careful about eating lots of passion fruit or indeed any fruit with seeds/pips.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 06:26:23 ago (+3/-0)

All that load you guzzle is filled with seed/nigs, nigger-swallower.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 01:15:15 ago (+3/-2)

Paul Neri got big dick energy.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 02:23:55 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry pal but his wife already has a black nigger abo buck boyfriend for him ...

[ + ] Rowdybme

[ - ] Rowdybme -1 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 01:52:33 ago (+0/-1)

Bah. Paul Neri loves you and forgives you.

[ + ] dassar