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Community for : 3.2 years

Post all content that is satirical, insincere or surreal for the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain, or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction.

Want to take an uncultured and unsolicited swipe at other users for comedy? Do it right here.

Keep it light-hearted goats, we are all friends at the end of the day.

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blumen4alles when he spots a 9yr old from his barn     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 1.7 years ago (+32/-7)
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jew learns to drive     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by mikenigger to ShitpostLitterBox 3 days ago (+18/-0)
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A younger BushCuck develops a habit     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 6 days ago (+17/-0)
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@purityspiral ...you wanted to see my chick magnet (magic sunglasses).     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 5 days ago (+11/-2)
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12:00 am paul_neri I bought these $10 sunglasses at Kmart for bike riding. I don't really like them because they are a bit big. Anyway they seem to drive the chicks crazy! The other day these young wenches said some very flattering things to me. They could have been taking the piss but I prefer not to think that and today a chick looked at me. I looked back and she palm waved me! Please rate my story /10.

12:00 am GowithitHe moved to bitchute for his full form videos omg! its been years!
12:01 am GowithitTell them the news about rfb. Guaranteed theyll think you are the coolest thing since sliced bread
12:08 am @big_fat_dangus queeri gets the golden calf
12:08 am paul_neriReported.
12:08 am big_fat_dangusreport deez nuts nigga
12:30 am @GreatSatan die paul
12:32 am @purityspiral show us the magic sunglasses
12:52 am big_fat_dangusヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
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Proof I am an OG...an Immortal.     (i.ibb.co)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 days ago (+3/-3)
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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points ago (+0/-0)

You're wrong and your searching is up the creek. I was on Voat as PaulNeriAustralia! And you should remember me 'cos I...was a power-user and once got the top score for submissions (that everyone downvoted).

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[ - ] @RMGoetbbels 1 point ago (+1/-0)

Whelp, found you-

PaulNeriAustralia 5.7 years ago

I suggest the Hume Highway would be an ideal testing ground for driverless vehicles.

As far as power user goes though I think their are 2 other options:

1. Power user

2. Spammer

3. Power bottom
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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point ago (+1/-0)

I accept your apology.
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30 most common everyday irritations revealed – see how many annoy you     (www.msn.com)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 days ago (+3/-2)
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Interview with goat @Cunty     (ShitpostLitterBox)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 2 days ago (+3/-2)
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Neri: Thanks for offering to do this interview Mr Cunty. A lot of people...Well most...on this site guard their IRL identity so I find it refreshing that you're happy to tell us a bit about yourself.

Cunty: Ok but within reason.I'm a bit suspicious of you. People say you're a Fed.

Neri: So you've moved from the English burbs into the country. Did it live up to expectations?

Cunty: Well there are fewer Indians and Pakis here and that's a lot of the reason why I moved and my dogs can roam more.

Neri: Talking about your dogs. You're an animal lover and yet in one of your posts you seemed gleeful about your dog killing rabbits and the like. Seems a bit inconsistent to me.

Cunty: Oh f..k off!

Neri: Ok but maybe you should think about it some?

Cunty: Don't tell me what to do, c..t!

Neri: I'm not.I'm just trying to get you to realise a rabbit is no different from your dogs that you obviously care about. Anyway...changing the subject. What was it with the skinhead cut?

Cunty: Nuthin'. Just made me feel ok.

Neri: You mean it made you feel tough? Dude...we know you're a member of the Annibyniaeth i Gymru.

Cunty: F..k off. You're trying to fix me up that's what you're doing.I went to one meeting, that's all.If I'd known you were going to ask about it I wouldn't have agreed to this interview. This is a stitch up and I'm outta here. F..k you!

Neri: Calm down. Just-calm-down. Tell us about your family life.

Cunty: I've got a missus and two teens. She works as a cook in a local restaurant and the kids are at boarding school in London.

Neri: You got a garden up and running?

Cunty: Working on it. The missus has got lots of herbs and stuff in for the restaurant but I'm yet to make a mark.Too busy sooling my dogs on rabbits haha.

Neri: I see. Rewinding the conversation. Do you ever see yourself picking up your links with the Welsh Separatist Movement?

Cunty: there you go again! "Links". I told you it was just one f..king meeting and you're extrapolating it to having me a fully fledged member so you can tell your Intel mates. Well f..k you and I'm ending this interview.

Neri: Dude, dude, I'm sorry I got carried away. I have a few more questions. Why do you call yourself "Cunty"? There's an Aus dame on this site who calls herself "@Cunt" and she doesn't live up to her name. She seems quite pleasant. And you're not exactly the meanest dude on this site. That honour goes to dangus. So...are you trying to deter people from messing with you? A shield so to speak?

Cunty: I...I...dunno. I was new here and didn't know the guys so I guess it was a bit of a shield.

Neri: So, you know, you're actually a bit of a softie except for setting your dog on rabbits?

Cunty: F..k off. I'm getting sick of these questions and anyway...who the f..k do you think you are asking me all this stuff? Why do you want to know? Who the f..k are you anyway? You're not like the rest of the guys!

Neri: Chill, bro, chill. What do you think about the Welsh Separatist Movement? Like...do you agree with its objectives?

Cunty: No you don't! You're not going to get something on me.

Neri: Dude, dude, wouldn't you like to serve your country?

Cunty: I know what you're trying to do. Get me to be an informant. I'm outta here arsehole and don't PM me again!

Neri: Ok, ok. Take it easy. Thank you for coming along tonight.

Interview concluded at 9.04 AEST.
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Dangus does Ten-Pin     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ShitpostLitterBox 6 minutes ago (+1/-0)
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Has @Lost_In_The_Thinking been unnecessarily mean to an OG returning to the herd such that he deserves the opprobrium of the General Assembly of Goats?     (ShitpostLitterBox)
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 1 day ago (+3/-3)
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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking -1 points ago (+4/-5)

Don't care whether you were on old Voat. It's bad form to show up and start asking stupid questions on the first day. Get a feel for the place first. Read the room. You should see if these are even people you want to interact with. It's definitely NOT old Voat, and system definitely isn't Putt.
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[ - ] @Reisk [op] 5 points ago (+5/-0)

Not interested in the caterwauling of some kike faggot who thinks he can tell a white man what to do, or not do.
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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points ago (+1/-1)

Wtf's got into you? Gout playing up again?

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