Bros, I'm tired of you lot calling me gay. I'm not but neither am I homophobic. I think I've probably had more female lovers than most of you - you unattractive, pimply, pink-skinned white boys particularly @dock. So get f..ked! - Upgoat

Bros, I'm tired of you lot calling me gay. I'm not but neither am I homophobic. I think I've probably had more female lovers than most of you - you unattractive, pimply, pink-skinned white boys particularly @dock. So get f..ked!
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:50:52 ago (+11/-3) (ShitpostLitterBox)

dock 0 points 7 hours ago

Reported for reporting, lavender lad.

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[ - ] lord_nougat 15 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:55:46 ago (+15/-0)

I apologise if I have ever called you "gay".

Faggot.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 5 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:57:28 ago (+6/-1)

Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:20:14 ago (+7/-0)

Don't be so sensitive!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 5 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:24:30 ago (+6/-1)

I'm not I'm just annoyed with @dock . He knows I'm a red blooded male who climbs mountains and dives into the depths of the ocean but he ... he insists on impugning my masculinity. If I wasn't a coward I'd challenge him to a duel!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 20:00:41 ago (+9/-0)

impugning my masculinity

pussymeat is not for me

There are reasons.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 20:09:39 ago (+6/-0)

This guy gets it.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 22:19:23 ago (+4/-1)

bob...I always had you figured as a sensible man.

[ + ] beece

[ - ] beece 2 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:38:16 ago (+2/-0)

Climber here Paul. What have you climbed? Ice, rock, Mts? My biggest issue is ripped tendons. Painful...and hateful!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 7 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 21:22:00 ago (+7/-0)

According to voat he's climbed to the top of a many dicks.

@greensaint is this true?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:43:58 ago (+4/-2)

I..I was bullshitting. Sorry. I climb small mountains but up bike paths.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 10:05:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 01:24:37 ago (+2/-0)

I've climbed a couple of interstate over-passes.counts?

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 10:05:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] chrimony 9 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:12:57 ago (+9/-0)

Reminder: Paul Neri defending drag queen story hour: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=6469fafc8fd40

[ + ] Rowdybme

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 19:55:08 ago (+2/-1)

I don't care about normal fags. U wanna be a fag I don't care. But sitting there jiggling ur fake boobs half naked in front of kids. That's disgusting. And he is sort of right. It is theater. The people who should be held responsible is the teachers and parents that allowed that shit in front of their kids. Drag queens just running their shameful nasty business. I'm sure some of them have enough gumption to refuse shows where kids will be. But like I said. The real crime here is the parents allowing it. Shit like that doesn't happen in my kids school dostrict.

[ + ] chrimony

[ - ] chrimony 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 20:44:43 ago (+3/-0)

It's more than theater. It's child predation.

[ + ] KDs_Other_Burner

[ - ] KDs_Other_Burner 2 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 01:37:03 ago (+2/-0)

I don't care about normal fags.

I do. Faggots deserve the rope.

[ + ] Rowdybme

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 09:05:12 ago (+1/-1)

Fags gonna fag. I ain't wasting my time caring where another man sticks his dick. Now force feeding kids all this lgbtq bullshit is where I get mad.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:16:31 ago (+4/-4)

Don't be a nitwit, nitwit!

[ + ] chrimony

[ - ] chrimony 8 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:22:02 ago (+8/-0)

Kill yourself, pedo.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:25:12 ago (+4/-4)

No, you.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 6 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 19:01:50 ago (+6/-0)

Hold on, I’ve seen people referring to you as a female, probably about a thousand times. Tranny, several hundred.
Are you saying that you’re a man?

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 21:40:15 ago (+4/-0)

No, he’s a faggot.

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 09:22:35 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve never seen Neri correct anyone when referred to as a female. I sure as hell would. Perhaps Neri is three people working eight hour shifts down at the Israeli Internet Trolling Bureau. A man, a woman, and a faggot/tranny…

[ - ] uvulectomy 6 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:27:04 ago (+6/-0)

kys pedo paul

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 21:59:52 ago (+4/-1)

I love you (as a bro, though).

[ - ] DeusExMachina 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 15:27:24 ago (+0/-0)

You can sleep with 1000 women but suck one single cock and you're a cocksucker for life. Sorry man. Them's the rules. You should have checked the regs.

[ - ] DieselForever 5 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:57:18 ago (+5/-0)

Gaaaaaaayyyylooord!!!!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:58:05 ago (+5/-2)

Reported.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 10:03:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 19:30:23 ago (+4/-0)

"I'm not homophobic"

What the fuck does that even mean???

You'd leave children with gays to babysit because you don't think they have an incredibly high rate of pedophilia? Or does it mean you know they do and want to prove your goodness over the lives of children.

You want so bad to be good you crawl and debase yourself to prove you have the approval of those who control your idea of moral.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 20:16:37 ago (+3/-0)

I think I've probably had more female lovers than most of you

I reckon you've definitely had more males.

[ - ] canbot 2 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 19:21:30 ago (+2/-0)

It is not the quantity that matters, it is the quality. The pink skinned white boys would not touch the trash you stuck your nasty dick in.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 4 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 22:00:57 ago (+4/-0)*

ya wanna make a bet? But I agree on the quality v quantity issue. I didn't want to sound belt notching.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 23:45:45 ago (+1/-0)

Geez what a gaytard

[ - ] Shiningforce 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 23:39:58 ago (+1/-0)

All i hear is chimp talk you fucking nigger

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 17:36:47 ago (+1/-0)

Then listen to me not the others!

[ + ] Shiningforce

[ - ] Shiningforce 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 22:11:42 ago (+1/-0)

SWEAR ON ME MUM, YOU BLOODY CUNT!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 00:01:06 ago (+1/-0)

Calm down.Just-calm-down!

[ + ] Shiningforce

[ - ] Shiningforce 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 23:08:11 ago (+0/-0)

The NIGGERS are coming! The NIGGERS are coming! Paul Revere ain't got shit on me.

[ - ] Markrod420 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 23:34:29 ago (+1/-0)

Responding to people's insults on voat is fucking gay. Bragging about body count is fucking gay. Talking shit about pimply skinned white boys is both Jewish and gay. Conclusion. Gay jew.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 17:38:20 ago (+1/-0)

Must you humiliate me in front of the bros? Apologise or be reported!

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 21:28:58 ago (+1/-0)

You're gay because you censored 'fuck'. Why? You can say fuck on the internet and this website. Why be a homo and not just write it out?

Sounds gay to me, fag.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 4 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 22:06:12 ago (+4/-0)

Only coarse people cuss fully. Refined folk abbreviate. Well that's what I reckon!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 21:20:19 ago (+1/-0)

That title is as gay as the back of your throat.

[ - ] Oldguynewname 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:26:01 ago (+3/-2)

Dude dock is a mechanic with man hands that sits outside near a fire he made.

You are not better than that bruh.

Doc may have had less lovers but the ones he has had they loved each other.

You ever had that? Where each great moment that happened you picture their smile?

Na...you haven't which is why you are salty about some trivial shit like being called a faggot.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 21:25:32 ago (+1/-0)

Doc may have had less lovers but the ones he has had they loved each other

So Docs lovers loved eachother?

Kinky.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 22:09:39 ago (+4/-1)

I think, smarty, he's saying dock and his lovers loved each other (dock and his lovers not doc's lovers loving each other) whereas with me and my lovers it was just wild sex. He's got a point.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 21:16:02 ago (+0/-0)

He's got a point.

Me or doc?

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:04:14 ago (+6/-5)

Aaa,don't let those fuks get to you,you're a quality poster here those numskulls are green with envy. Keep fighting the good fight!

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 11 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:07:39 ago (+11/-0)

You like Pauls uploads but hate mine? Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:11:02 ago (+4/-0)

No,but your s/n reminds me of McDee's.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:45:47 ago (+5/-0)

How dare you! Your name reminds me of... Long John Silvers!

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 01:21:28 ago (+3/-0)

touche'

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:16:03 ago (+4/-1)

Toughen up, wimp!

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:44:23 ago (+7/-0)

Talking to you is like stepping on a leaf in autumn and hearing no crunch. Disappointment.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:48:55 ago (+3/-1)*

That was poetic, HMcNS, rich in imagery.Talking of walking on crunchy things...I was at the beach yesterday and all these stingers (jellyfish thingis) had washed up and were bloated in the sun and they made quite a loud pop if you stepped on one. Quite fun if you have a small boy's mind like my missus says I have (she gets pissed off with the constant cracks. Females are such killjoys).

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:52:47 ago (+3/-0)

I have two feet of snow where I am but come June my ass will be on the islands near Bermuda.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 4 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:15:39 ago (+6/-2)

Thanks bro. Chuffed.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 19:49:59 ago (+2/-2)

Trust me. They're definitely pimply little losers.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 22:11:49 ago (+4/-1)

I trust you.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 10:13:18 ago (+0/-0)

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