Was driving down the road when I saw a dude walking carrying a gas can. He was White so I gave him a ride. Turns out he was a preacher. So, of course, down the road a ways I see a nigger walking. Now what to do? I want to hit the jig but this preacher is Right Here. So I form a plan. I pretend to doze off and swerve over closer to the coon. I hear a huge BANG! I asked, "OH dear, did I hit that feller!?" To which the preacher said, "No, you missed it, but you got close enough for me to get it with my gas can!!!"
Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."
Week later the nigger goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"
The mayor visits a farm and of course the press is there too. Afterwards the mayor says to the journalist: - I hope the title of your article won't be: 'The mayor with the pigs' or something like that. The next day there is a photo in the newspaper with the text underneath: 'The mayor, third from the left'.
A redneck driving a Chevy happily hitting black people on the road. One day he picked up Jesus who was hitchhiking. "Oh I can't hit any more black people with my car," the redneck thought "I don't want to look bad for Jesus." Then he saw another black man on the road, "I better pretend to fall asleep and serve my car at the black man so Jesus would think it was an accident." So he swerved his car and closed his eyes and heard a "BAM!" He opened his eyes and said "What happened? Did I hit that black man?" and Jesus replied "No, but I sure hit that Nigger with the car door!"
