What did the leper say to the prostitute? - Upgoat

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 12 hoursMay 3, 2025 14:20:00 ago (+14/-0) (Jokes)

"Keep the tip"

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Why did the leper go back into the shower after drying off?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 8 hoursMay 3, 2025 18:04:25 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 10 hoursMay 3, 2025 16:09:55 ago (+3/-0)

leper jokes? Had to look it up!

Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 9 hoursMay 3, 2025 16:31:50 ago (+2/-0)

"Why do you keep armadillos as pets?"
hahahahaha.
Get it?
You see, he wasn't a leper when he came in.
...and armadillos ...ahh, nevermind.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 10 hoursMay 3, 2025 15:58:04 ago (+1/-0)

Ugh!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 11 hoursMay 3, 2025 14:35:22 ago (+1/-0)

How many "looked up" leper?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 11 hoursMay 3, 2025 15:10:37 ago (+2/-0)

It used to mean someone who has been corrupted by a terrible disease.