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zesty

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Hey friends, I think we have a great opportunity (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 9 months ago

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I don't post here often, but if we make a new language offline, these sadly trying people won't be able to fight us. We see their reliance on AI, something their friends who hired them made and nobody actually knows how it works.

ABC 11 Local Worst Tube (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 1 year ago

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It looks like they have local reporting on extremely minor events in every area. Maybe the number (alphabet 11) is different in your area. It's kind of fun to drop in a 20 view video and leave a sole comment that is sane.

A Revelation (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 1.8 years ago

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My favorite part about wearing socks in my house, is that if I fail to drink water and cough it up all over my floor, I can use the cotton shields I have equipped upon my feet to soak that shame into near oblivion. The only ones who know about the puking session are the hardwood floors, the threads that warm my peds, and the internet, who I told.

Regarding Stoicism (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.0 years ago

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Was watching some vids tonight and found some good quotes from Marcus Aurelius. Thought I'd grab an audiobook to listen to, but there was nothing that was released before 2012 (big red flag for me). Did some research on different versions, and the 'ye olde translation' version had a top rated review from an Italian guy that was very thoughtful and passionate. The top criticism from was from a J.E. Fritz (kek) complaining about lazy translations, 'not modern enough', and 'sincerely concerned for all who rated this highly'. (Another red flag). Compared a few passages from the old and new books, and the modern version is really twisting the points sometimes.

I wanted to check how the enemy is using it, so I girded my loins and visited reddit. Extremely active subreddit. "My g/f broke up with me, how would a stoic handle it?" -- "How do stoics handle getting cat-called on the street?" -- "Stoics, how can you be strong once Roe V. Wade is overturned? I have lost all hope"

My question is: Has Stoicism always been flawed? Has it been corrupted and co-opted? Do you have pieces that you take from it and pieces you ignore?

Shitpost (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2 years ago

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My guess is that you've never heard the sound of bones in your face breaking. It's loud. By the time your brain has registered the sound you know that you are falling into a sea of pain. That crunching crack is your big toe being dipped into that sea.

Your screams even sound wrong to your own mind. The reverberations of your vocal chords through your skull sound foreign. It adds a unique taste of fear.

For most people with this type of injury they die too quickly to savor and explore this type of pain. Myself, I am more resilient. Being killed is always fascinating, but after my time here on this sphere, skull crunches have always been the most interesting to me. So. I'll share it with you.

I think I'll start with the lower jaw. It is so hard to scream when the act of screaming causes more pain. This is what you get for _____.

Flight from Raleigh to SF: $600, Flight from SF to Raleigh: $1800 (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2 years ago

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Is there anything we can do to fuck these parasites? Does a westerly wind increase fuel cost by 300%?!

My enemies call me a bigot. Heh, fuckin' faggots aren't even smart enough to call me a smallot (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2 years ago

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My best internal joke of the night.

I'm sure all results are valid, and the top results are not sorted (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.3 years ago

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A possible NFT Timeline (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.3 years ago

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It's 25 years in the future. Certain types of NFTs are more valuable than bitcoin. Peta-AI's have been scouring the recent recorded history of the internet to determine which memes effected the most people. They determine the cost to the corporate war barons. Once a corporo-nation (CN) owns an NFT they are allowed to disseminate it (and all versions / edits of it) to their workers. They all have separate nets, and use the dopamine to influence their employees. Each CN now uses very few employees to produce goods. They are the skilled laborers. The vast majority of a CN's employees are used in every facet of war. Physical and kinetic. Spies and counter-spies. Developmental sabotage. Satellite destruction and decryption. The war is hot and fast. Companies are dying off and joining together at an incredible rate. But I know something they don't know. I own the original pepe.jpg. This is the end for them, and they don't even know it's coming.

Spiral Primes (12 arms) (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by zesty to pics 2.4 years ago

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You'll notice that most of the arms have 0 primes. That's because this setup has 12 arms, and 8 of the arms are all divisible by either 2 or 3. Will test out other radial values to see if anything cool pops up tomorrow.

Edit: Tested some other arm counts, and it's a really interesting. If the number of arms is prime, that arm (say 7 arms, arm #7) only has a single prime. All other arms are smattered with them. Composite numbers really cut a lot of arms out of the picture, depending on what the factors are, those arms and their multiples will have no primes.

Beginning my exploration of prime number visualization (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by zesty to pics 2.4 years ago

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I tried a funky pattern because a classic square has been tried a million times. Just trying to visualize it and find interesting lines and shapes. Any shape suggestions?

Beginning of my new spy movie parody: Bames Jond (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.4 years ago

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Q: Welcome double-oh-seven.
BJ: Good to see you again Q
Q: We have a new BMW custom-made from Germany, our once enemy. There are a few modifications.
BJ: Did they make it more fuel efficient? You know global warming is the second greatest threat, just behind angry white men.
Q: Um, okay. We added some deadly tools for you to use. Take a look.

-- Q shows some sweet deadly tools, like the car can shoot fire out of the gas tank --

BJ: I'd like to give it a drive to see how it handles.
Q: Oh that won't be necessary. They have tested this vehicle with tens of subjects before it was greenlit for mass production.
BJ: But, I have never driven it. I'd like to --
Q: Shut up Mr. Jond. This company has paid us millions of dollars to let our highest level spies drive it.
BJ: Isn't that a bit suspicious? A company pays you to identify your spies?
Q: Not at all. Here Bames, have a nice new can of refreshing Doke.
BJ: What does Doke have to do with the mission?
Q: Well why don't you try it? It's approved by all channels!

-- BJ takes a sip --

BJ: Eugh, this is awful.

-- Q shoots him in the nape of the neck, severing his spinal chord --
-- He opens his phone and makes a call --

Q: M, We're going to have promote a more brand-friendly spy

Call me old fashioned (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.4 years ago

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But I remember the days doctors didn't even know what AIDS was. They admitted it was an unknown, and didn't prescribe drugs they weren't paid to peddle. How would you treat your village doctor if you knew he was paid to kill your friends

Even still more old fashioned is to find the ones accountable. Sorry boyos, a bit drunk and rambling. Maybe main point is that we should look to the past in order to build the best future

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Fuck my idea up (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.5 years ago

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What if rocks are the highest animal specification? I use the word specification because Domain is currently our highest level connection between everything.

Do you think chemistry only exists on our tiny little (comparitively) plant? I propose that rocks are The First Source. They are a higher classification than Domain.

What was the first form after the big bang? What do you live on? What powers the long-term-but-not-infinite explosion in the sky? It's all fucking rocks.

Chemistry is a retards explanation of lightning after he got struck standing in water and carrying a tall metal pole. And we're sending millions of retards back into that water with poles standing up expecting to understand the world.

Will you convince me that there are 3 domains with no parental source? Could 3 different "highest-level forms of life" evolve without a fucking rock to live on?

Wrote a joke in honor of Norm MacDonald this today (funny)

submitted by zesty to funny 2.6 years ago

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Did you know. That in 1940s Germany, those guys built a bunch of camps, where they uh you know, killed like 6 million Jews. Later it was discovered that in those camps, many of them had things like uh, soccer fields, swimming pools, you know, the like. But how how often have you seen a Jew playing any sports? I tell ya, those Germans had some tilted world views.

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You can be anonymous (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by zesty to HandwrittenChats 2.7 years ago

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If you want to be a faggot, lol.

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You can be anonymous (ibb.co)

submitted by zesty to HandwrittenChats 2.7 years ago

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If you want to be faggot, lol.

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Reading is for losers (ibb.co)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.7 years ago

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I swear, I will confine all of my antics to HandwrittenChats, if given the opportunity.

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Another HandwrittenChat (ibb.co)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.7 years ago

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From global right here in our backyard

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Want to create a subverse called HandwrittenChats (ibb.co)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.7 years ago

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Mostly lurk, but inspiration has struck. I appreciate the 50 requirement to create subverses. Currently at 17. Gift me a few clicks and I'll start documenting out of context snippets of the great conversations I have.

I wonder how much ad money the jew media has made reporting on the Afghanistan situation (whatever)

submitted by zesty to whatever 2.7 years ago

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It's all about clicks.

The Eloquence of the President (www.youtube.com)

submitted by zesty to videos 2.9 years ago

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One Was The Biggest Mistake (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by zesty to ShitpostLitterBox 3.0 years ago

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I understand how we arrived at the idea of 1. It was the dawn of counting. Extremely important for the development of society. But I had a revelation (completely unprovable). Math's reliance on the concept of 1 is flawed. If we approach problems from that perspective we may find some very interesting truths.

Have you been tested for demons? (demontest.org)

submitted by zesty to whatever 3 years ago

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Discovered this hilarious piece of shit today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IUGmMAzDpQ

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