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Fuck my idea up

submitted by zesty to whatever 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:26:19 ago (+2/-3)     (whatever)

What if rocks are the highest animal specification? I use the word specification because Domain is currently our highest level connection between everything.

Do you think chemistry only exists on our tiny little (comparitively) plant? I propose that rocks are The First Source. They are a higher classification than Domain.

What was the first form after the big bang? What do you live on? What powers the long-term-but-not-infinite explosion in the sky? It's all fucking rocks.

Chemistry is a retards explanation of lightning after he got struck standing in water and carrying a tall metal pole. And we're sending millions of retards back into that water with poles standing up expecting to understand the world.

Will you convince me that there are 3 domains with no parental source? Could 3 different "highest-level forms of life" evolve without a fucking rock to live on?


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[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:35:17 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] zesty [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:39:35 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not going to click your link, as your name is suspicious. Tell me what you think instead of being obtuse.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:42:54 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] zesty [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:47:40 ago (+2/-1)

And the award for "most commonly used YouTube Mirror I've never heard of goes to!" -- The guy who refuses to spend time debating my ideas! I've got another 20 minutes to dig into it. What did I get wrong?

[ - ] zesty [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:51:51 ago (+2/-0)

Do you think that rocks are the first form of matter? Could animals be the children of rocks?

I don't expect an answer, but will you admit that all life that will ever be found is found on a rock?

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:02:48 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:59:00 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] zesty [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:05:28 ago (+1/-0)

That's a good point. I wrote my post with "Kingdom" as the highest classification, but after double-checking it appears that "Domain" is an even higher one that I had never heard of before tonight. I altered my post and may have missed a few errors. (gay link) https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domain_(biology)#:~:text=In%20biological%20taxonomy%2C%20a%20domain,inclusive%20of%20these%20biological%20groupings.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:09:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] zesty [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:12:28 ago (+0/-0)

My original 'grump' was with the original kingdoms, but when I found out that they "knew" all life was from three extremely different groups, I wanted to find a source. I made a claim and wanted to be argued with. Thank you.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:16:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 03:09:08 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve been dealing with voat since 2015 and I’ve never seen or heard of you, what happens when I apply your “logic” to that situation?

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:56:45 ago (+2/-3)

nothing. The malcontented HumanMalware has an anger management problem.

[ - ] CunnilingusAndPsychiatry 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 03:11:54 ago (+0/-0)

"Tell me what you think instead of being obtuse."
ba dum tiss
You sealed it with that punchline.
Get your head on straight, everyone knows gasses are the First Form, silly.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 02:38:51 ago (+1/-0)*

Took me about seven re-reads, and I now have a headache.
But, I'll try to answer your question as you appear genuine in asking it.
Even though you appear to be tightrope walking between what you know and the subconscious gibberish that occasionally bullshits you to the correct answer.

What was the first form after the big bang?
Whatever sub atomic bullshit clumped together to form matter.

What do you live on?
Typically solid ground comprised of a variety of lighter elements, that floats on a ocean of liquid heavier elements, that floats on a solid ball of even heavier elements. Assuming we aren't being lied to of course, but I can't see how the jew in all its inane bullshit could profit from such a lie.

What powers the long-term-but-not-infinite explosion in the sky?
Fusion of hydrogen, then helium, then etc. Repeat until energy required for fusion cannot occur.

It's all fucking rocks
Although rocks can contain organic compounds (think oil/coal), rocks themselves are made up of inorganic compounds, i.e. minerals.

Life needs two things to form. A base that has limitless states, and interactions between those states, and a source of change that causes shifts between states.

For us that means the elements, with carbon as the major player, is the base, and energy, typical from fusion, is the source of change.
Other elements that share characteristics with carbon can theoretically be the major player, silicon for example shares carbon's oxidation states.
Furthermore, fission also works as a source of change.

Due to the way this works, life can exist outside the elements and energy as we know it.

I recommend you don't ponder life existing in a state of existence outside of matter and energy, for too long. As you will be diving headfirst into the realm of unknowable "subconscious gibberish that occasionally bullshits you to the correct answer", and is very likely to drive you completely insane; And, like I said, you already appear to be straddling that line.

With that all being said,
"Could 3 different "highest-level forms of life" evolve without a fucking rock to live on?"
In theory yes, if a tight ring of water/ice/rock was orbiting around a brown dwarf star, at just the right distance. The heat from the star might just be enough for life to form and sustain itself, without blowing away lighter elements that life requires. This life would form, grow, and evolve in the vacuum of space.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:17:12 ago (+1/-0)

zesty, didn't you used to post on MDE?

[ - ] zesty [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:21:08 ago (+0/-0)

MDE?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 14:59:15 ago (+0/-0)

Never mind, I thought I recognized your handle from someplace.

[ - ] zesty [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:56:19 ago (+1/-0)

Is my idea really so uncool that nobody can speak to it?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 03:10:39 ago (+1/-0)

No one knows what you’re trying to communicate past “without rocks we wouldn’t be here!”

No shit Sherlock, you aren’t a fucking genius for figuring out we need rocks to have anything more complex like life.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:51:11 ago (+1/-0)

Your right,I saw that episode of 'Star Trek'too cool.

[ - ] zesty [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:53:07 ago (+0/-0)

Which episode and series? I didn't really dig too deep into that entertainment. It would be cool to see how others approached this idea before me.

[ - ] zesty [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 21:23:00 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry guys, I was absolutely shit-hammered. Had a great time arguing though.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 05:55:50 ago (+0/-0)

"My daddy is a rock" - faggot OP

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 02:40:30 ago (+0/-0)

There's a saying you might've heard... "dumb as rocks". I think you fit the bill here. But still, I'd subscribe to your newsletter if you had one...

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:31:11 ago (+1/-1)

"tiny little (comparitively) plant?"Wtf? [TLOL Editing Service]

[ - ] zesty [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:45:04 ago (+2/-0)

Re-reading your question I realized my mistake. plant ->> planet. "Comparatively" might also be wrong but how in fuck do you read what I wrote in your head?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:02:39 ago (+2/-1)

"comparatively". You're right, you were wrong. I was a bit niggled by it but it seemed to be spelt right. I should have checked. Sorry.

[ - ] zesty [op] -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:37:32 ago (+0/-1)

I meant that we are studying rocks in "1 Atmosphere". The universe is rocks.

[ - ] zesty [op] -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:27:12 ago (+0/-1)

I have a detailed breakdown of my theory. Please see here: https://files.catbox.moe/7pa3fz.png

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:33:42 ago (+1/-2)

I'll answer your question if you can tell me if the Universe has a parameter.

[ - ] zesty [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:38:50 ago (+2/-0)

Interesting counterpoint. I'm not saying that the universe can be determined by a single constant. I'm saying that rocks are the source of it all. We're not studying science correctly. We're doing it on our own planet.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 00:59:47 ago (+1/-2)

I was lying.I won't answer your question because it's too hard (like a rock). But there's a beach nearby and it has amazing lava-type rock formations and to stand there and think this stuff oozed to the sea at the dawn of time is pretty goddamn far out!

[ - ] zesty [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:08:55 ago (+2/-0)

My idea was that solids were the basis of life. Sure liquid and air are cool, but it all started with a solid. Could a solid life have formed within air? I'm not sure. Just throwing an idea out there that seemed very interesting

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:14:11 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] zesty [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:19:36 ago (+2/-0)

I can't find any failures with your argument. But where do you think life formed? Plasma, gas, liquid, or solid? My initial guess would be at liquid, because we are mostly that. But how could it it grow? How could it mate? Life needs a lower frequency to grow on.

Maybe there is something below solid? (btw, this has been great)

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:26:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:33:18 ago (+1/-0)

Marxist drivel garbage

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 01:39:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 8, 2021 02:22:09 ago (+1/-0)

Muh appeal to authority