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Q: Welcome double-oh-seven.
BJ: Good to see you again Q
Q: We have a new BMW custom-made from Germany, our once enemy. There are a few modifications.
BJ: Did they make it more fuel efficient? You know global warming is the second greatest threat, just behind angry white men.
Q: Um, okay. We added some deadly tools for you to use. Take a look.

-- Q shows some sweet deadly tools, like the car can shoot fire out of the gas tank --

BJ: I'd like to give it a drive to see how it handles.
Q: Oh that won't be necessary. They have tested this vehicle with tens of subjects before it was greenlit for mass production.
BJ: But, I have never driven it. I'd like to --
Q: Shut up Mr. Jond. This company has paid us millions of dollars to let our highest level spies drive it.
BJ: Isn't that a bit suspicious? A company pays you to identify your spies?
Q: Not at all. Here Bames, have a nice new can of refreshing Doke.
BJ: What does Doke have to do with the mission?
Q: Well why don't you try it? It's approved by all channels!

-- BJ takes a sip --

BJ: Eugh, this is awful.

-- Q shoots him in the nape of the neck, severing his spinal chord --
-- He opens his phone and makes a call --

Q: M, We're going to have promote a more brand-friendly spy