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Is he talking about Joe Biden or Bill Clinton?


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When read in context, this feel more like a figure of so each than something literal. But who knows.


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Monday is the day of our C-section. Having twins makes this an automatic high risk pregnancy, and my wife insisted on C-section.


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i liked the part where they descended on him and tore through his pockets like piranhas


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traveling is the new tattoo. these people have no personality, but they think if they travel, it will make them interesting.

all it does is give them more to talk about to carry on shallow conversation.


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I used to be against it because of the culture. But it as my wife's favorite so I am coming around. The trick is they pineapple pieces need to be small. If they are big chunks they make the pizza soggy.


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but if the world was flat you would be able to see California in the distance behind Chicago


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i have been trying to find this forever. i heard it on the radio half way through and had no idea what it was called. thank you.


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Zeus wanted to bang Medusa, but she refused, and as we all know, Zeus does not take no for an answer, so he chased after her. She ran to the temple of Athena and begged her for protection from Zeus, but Athena cannot stand up to her father. And so Zeus raped Medusa on the floor of Athena's temple, right in front of her shrine. When he was done and left, Athena took pity on Medusa and turned her into a gorgon, an ugly monster, so that no one would ever want to rape her again. Not the way I would have handled it but the Greek gods were pretty whacky.


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they will literally steal anything


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holy shit, i would charge at the cops


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5O5yRwTSIc&ab_channel=TheBirthdayMassacre-Topic

I like this version a little better


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i came here to say starship troopers


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if it is rigged, how do I find out who to bet on?
easy money


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considering that the last pandemic was literally fake, yes, i am going to ignore this one too.


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why would I want shitty furniture?


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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!


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