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Zeus wanted to bang Medusa, but she refused, and as we all know, Zeus does not take no for an answer, so he chased after her. She ran to the temple of Athena and begged her for protection from Zeus, but Athena cannot stand up to her father. And so Zeus raped Medusa on the floor of Athena's temple, right in front of her shrine. When he was done and left, Athena took pity on Medusa and turned her into a gorgon, an ugly monster, so that no one would ever want to rape her again. Not the way I would have handled it but the Greek gods were pretty whacky.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=663c5c9becf1a

they will literally steal anything


/v/funny viewpost?postid=663c5c9becf1a

holy shit, i would charge at the cops


/v/funny viewpost?postid=6635460de9f5e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5O5yRwTSIc&ab_channel=TheBirthdayMassacre-Topic

I like this version a little better


/v/Redheads viewpost?postid=66192a4fc3849

i came here to say starship troopers


/v/MoviesWithGoats viewpost?postid=6617172d9a1ef

if it is rigged, how do I find out who to bet on?
easy money


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=65b69da372ae8

considering that the last pandemic was literally fake, yes, i am going to ignore this one too.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=65ae9735d3b42

why would I want shitty furniture?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=65a41e772df17

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=659e9f6ceadcc

why are we even entertaining this? haven't we known all along that aliens were going to be the next distraction? my money is on a gov funded art stunt to freak people out and distract.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=65987ac31d60a

We were noticing long before the public


/v/History viewpost?postid=6589f14a786e0

Merry Christmas
It's kind of strange how you celebrate the idea that our world is doomed and without a savior. Do you really think they devil will be kind to you for your works?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6589cad81e4bf

If Hamas became the recognized government of Gaza, then israel can justify a full extermination of the people.


/v/OccidentalEnclave viewpost?postid=652c4f84f165d

Do you think that bit got him laid?


/v/cringe viewpost?postid=64ba90957973f

you cannot prove that you are white on the internet. but you are behaving like a nigger. so you are a nigger.


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