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I'm A Satin Worshipper

submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 02:21:14 ago (+8/-1)     (Jokes)

Feels good man


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[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 02:43:08 ago (+6/-0)

Smooth.

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 09:21:27 ago (+4/-0)

In the name of Jesus I cast you out of my wardrobe.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 03:35:49 ago (+2/-0)

Did Santa gift it to you?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 02:41:31 ago (+2/-0)

Lol

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 02:31:01 ago (+2/-0)

It's not a joke, oyveyo, we've suspected you for a long time. In fact you're the reason @dock vamoosed!

PS: you misspelled Satan.

[ - ] oyveyo [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 02:34:04 ago (+3/-0)

you mispelled Satan

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P.S. kys

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 02:36:24 ago (+2/-0)

I didn't come down in the last shower! But you did catch me out for a while and then the penny dropped.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 03:53:10 ago (+0/-0)

I thought you were a bit smarter, neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 04:21:01 ago (+0/-0)

Nah. I'm not real quick.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 14:49:26 ago (+0/-0)

Good technique to avoid excess friction on non-satinic material.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 08:50:02 ago (+0/-0)

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