How do you like your eggs? - Upgoat

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 25 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 11:43:07 ago (+25/-0)

How can you choose just one?

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 13:37:13 ago (+5/-0)

I chose "view results".

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 22:39:27 ago (+3/-0)

Oooh, those are good!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:06:46 ago (+8/-0)

My family has a favorite breakfast recipe we call egg in a hole, a.k.a. chicken in a basket.
Make a hole in the middle of a slice of bread and then butter one side. Put it butter side down in a frying pan and crack an egg into the hole, season to your taste. Once the bread starts to toast, use a spatula to flip it over. Cook to desired consistency and serve.
Great way to start the day
Kids love it.

[ + ] ItsBacon

[ - ] ItsBacon 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 16:13:31 ago (+2/-0)

We always just called it Egg in Bread. It is really delicious. I'll fix them as a late night snack sometimes.

[ + ] Hall_of_Cost

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 18:57:52 ago (+1/-0)

A childhood friend made me one of these once. His family called them Eagle Eye's.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:55:58 ago (+0/-2)

I could fuck that up ten was till Sunday and it’s already noon Saturday…….., I want to try that SO BAD…..do you deliver?

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 13:46:53 ago (+3/-0)

Delivery Only Available on:
The Big Island

[ - ] SteppingRazor 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 11:55:04 ago (+7/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] 2Drunk 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:53:14 ago (+7/-1)

OP is a faggot

Fuck you

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:07:54 ago (+5/-0)

Over medium, but will drink them raw in certain situations.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:53:23 ago (+0/-1)

Orange Julius……,mmmmmmmm

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 13:18:31 ago (+3/-0)

I've never had one. It's just drinking eggs is the most efficient way to consume them. It's quick and easy, there's barely any cleanup, and your body processes it quickly. They don't really taste like anything, and once you get over the texture it's no problem slamming down three eggs in about a minute.

[ - ] ItsBacon 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 13:09:03 ago (+4/-0)

An over-easy egg is a great on toasted bacon sandwich. They're pretty good on a burger, too.

[ - ] Love240 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:41:48 ago (+4/-0)

Over medium or country omelette style with cheese. Both WITH bacon.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:38:29 ago (+4/-0)

Try this,

1. 3 good eggs (thick shells & dark yellow yolk), baby portabella mushrooms, bell peppers, jalapeño, tortilla, pure butter (no mixed in oils). All ingredients must be whole and fresh.

2. Hold eggs 12-16 inches above a bowl and drop. Remove shells, yolks must not be broken.

3. Slice up baby portabellas, bell peppers and jalapeño into small pieces.

4. Have medium heated pan on stovetop, add butter then vegetables. Stir vegetables around and give them about a minute to cook.

5. Gently add eggs on top of veggies, do not break egg yolks.

6. Sprinkle with fresh pepper and parsley flakes.

7. Quickly put glass see through lid on pan.

8. Watch egg yolks, a film will slowly develop over the eggs yolks. Once all egg yolks have film, slide eggs and veggies from pan onto plate, put pan back on stovetop.

9. Add tortilla to pan and spin while pushing it down into pan to soak up any leftover juices and flavors. Let tortilla cook for at least a minute, longer if you like it more crispy.

10. Flip tortilla over and add eggs and veggies on top of tortilla while still in pan. No lid this time, just let cook for another minute or your desired crispiness level.

11. Remove everything from pan, fold tortilla in half over eggs. Eat similar to an omelet.

12. If desired, add some salsa or favorite condiment to separate bowl and dip pieces into bowl. Do not add directly on top of tortilla, it can make it soggy and if condiment is cold, it will make it cold.

[ + ] oyveyo

[ - ] oyveyo [op] 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 14:02:43 ago (+4/-0)

2. Hold eggs 12-16 inches above a bowl and drop. Remove shells, yolks must not be broken.

Dude, what? Why not just crack them open and pour? Why must they be dropped and then shells fished out? That's nuts!

[ + ] Swej_Ehtsag

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 14:39:35 ago (+2/-0)

I learned about this awhile ago and haven't gone back yet. Thicker shelled (better) eggs need a little more height, but once you get the correct height for the type of egg you are dropping, it's a great way to break an egg. I use a separate bowl instead of directly into pan because if something goes wrong it's much easier to pick out the shells. Older eggs are shitty to crack in general, so mileage may very if you use about to expire eggs from your fridge and have issues, but you would have issues no matter how you try to crack older eggs.

https://www.google.com/search?q=crack+egg+by+dropping

Also, for hard boiled eggs, use an Instant Pot pressure cooker, shells slide off the eggs.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 11:56:20 ago (+4/-0)

I actually like my eggs over medium. Ordering such is an excellent way to measure the quality of a kitchen.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 11:45:38 ago (+4/-0)

I love them all equally. Voted hard boiled. Takes the longest to make but they are convienent when around to just eat alone or you can smash a few with some mayo on bread and you're good.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 14:24:21 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck you

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:06:28 ago (+3/-0)

Omelette

[ + ] oyy_veyy_goyy

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:51:02 ago (+3/-0)

...du fromage

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 11:50:08 ago (+3/-0)

I appreciate the cheesy distinction for scrambled eggs.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 22:40:35 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] GuyWhite 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 11:45:09 ago (+3/-0)

Over well

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 19:46:22 ago (+2/-0)

They better not be sloppy is all I know or there's gonna be trouble.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 19:40:28 ago (+2/-0)

No dippy or Scotch? FU OP.

[ - ] Nietzsche 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 19:06:57 ago (+2/-0)

Fresh

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 17:33:10 ago (+2/-0)

Had too many badly cooked near rotten eggs growing up poor with family chickens. I only eat eggs scrambled in just the right way with meat and cheese in them or in an omlete

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 01:53:10 ago (+1/-0)

My kid had her own trauma with eggs being poor and "growing up with family chickens". She didnt check and picked one that had a baby in it. She freaked out ,threw it in the sink and the head came off.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 15:37:30 ago (+2/-0)

Over easy. Quit fucking with your eggs.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 14:00:24 ago (+3/-1)

Impossible question without knowing what else is going to be on the plate.

No eggs benedict option

Voat is well and truly lost.

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 13:50:05 ago (+2/-0)

Yes

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 13:12:29 ago (+2/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ

[ - ] SmartArseWhiteBoy 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 02:12:34 ago (+1/-0)

Under 25

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 01:02:15 ago (+1/-0)

Fertilised

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 19:40:47 ago (+1/-0)

All

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 17:21:19 ago (+1/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 17:16:09 ago (+1/-0)

Over easy with ketchup or soft boiled with salt. Fuck yes

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 16:31:39 ago (+1/-0)

all the ways really except deviled

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:59:46 ago (+2/-1)

Ready to be fertilized.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:13:37 ago (+2/-1)

I fucking HATE eggs. But then again I'm so depressed I hate most food at this point. Pound at least 5 eggs a day, every day. Usually scrambled because I hate the texture of egg white alone.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 17:53:06 ago (+3/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gEBkOGqxByI?feature=share

The 'egg spinner' will change your life.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2023 01:49:05 ago (+2/-0)

Watched that 3 times trying to figure out what in the world would be the purpose for that invention. Overstuffed deviled eggs. Has to be. Someone lazy enough to not want to wash a bowl and a fork would not take all those extra steps to pre scramble in the shell.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:44:32 ago (+2/-3)

EXPLAIN YOURSELF SOLDIER!

I will not suffer a whining fuck not even the prick in my mirror.

Tell your story, bitch…, might make you feel better….., might make me laugh….,I am so insensitive I can sense misery from 20 yards away

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 16:42:48 ago (+1/-1)

I think Australians say "fried".

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 13:26:06 ago (+1/-1)

Absent.

Meat, potatoes, and bread.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 12:29:16 ago (+1/-1)

On the kitchen ceiling?

Fun Fact: smoke alarm sounds like the garbage truck backing up outside when you have a bit of a hangover and forget about the three ‘soft boiled eggs’ left on stove and put another pillow over your head to shut the world out……

So, water boils out of pot, eggs in shell hit critical mass and BOOM! egg on ceiling….., and it’s a real bitch to clean

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 16:43:43 ago (+1/-2)

Typical pampered Americans to have so many different egg-orders!

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 14:18:21 ago (+2/-3)

If I can choose, eggs benedict obviously. Otherwise, straight, easy, scrambled eggs.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 18:00:30 ago (+2/-1)

Conspamojeet so unoriginal he even copied my egg preference. SAD!

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How do you like your eggs? submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 11:30:17 ago (+13/-1) (whatever)

How do you like your eggs?
submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 11:30:17 ago (+13/-1) (whatever)