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gimpyoldman
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Really diappoint in my old unit     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by gimpyoldman to Military 12 hours ago

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20 years ago I work as a contractor on a USAF plane for 3 years in Korea. I was looking online for a squadron patch for the 'Blackcats'. I found them, but the pussies offer the plain version, or one with the cat wearing a fucking face diaper!
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Houston Police 'suspend' 264K cases because due to lack of personnel     (www.upmatters.com)

submitted by gimpyoldman to Crime 1 month ago

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Got too much crime? Just check the too busy box and forget about it.
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Since I was in the area I passed thru to see how much damage there was, seemed OK though     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by gimpyoldman to whatever 2 months ago

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The purpose of the Trans agenda..     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by gimpyoldman to TellUpgoat 2 months ago

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(((They))) have been pushing to normalize transgender since Obama got gender affirming care included in Obama Care. All the parades, alphabet groups marching, the drag queen stories to children, the gay and trans school teachers and admins preaching trans to school children. When they finally throw sleepy Joe under the bus and admit he's got dementia, he will be replaced by Michele Obama as candidate. And anyone that dares to speculate on her birth gender will labelled transphobic and ostracized. Or end up like Joan Rivers.
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Bitcoin ATMs?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by gimpyoldman to AskUpgoat 4 months ago

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Live in a very small TX town, do our grocery shopping in the close 'big town'(approx 40K pop). Noticed a new ATM inside the grocery store for Bitcoin. Is that something you make an impulse buy?
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Welcome to the draft for WW3, faggots!     (whatever)

submitted by gimpyoldman to whatever 5 months ago

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I was reminiscing about when I went for my induction physical in 1969. Seeing several 'guys' wearing lacy panties and mincing when they walked trying to convince everyone they were gay so the they wouldn't be drafted. Fags demanded equality. Welcome to the party, pal.
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Old habits die hard     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by gimpyoldman to TellUpgoat 7 months ago

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For decades my wife and I worked (mostly) Monday - Friday jobs, and did our laundry on Saturday morning. We've been retired for about 10 years and my wife still insists we do laundry on Saturday morning. I told we could do laundry any day and any time we wanted, Saturday morning is still laundry day.
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And Band Played Waltzing Matilda - The Pogues     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by gimpyoldman to music 1.9 years ago

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Does Mark Zuckerberg have chest implants?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by gimpyoldman to AskUpgoat 2.0 years ago

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Lately it's caught my eye the Marky wears a lot of tight fitting t-shirts the make it look like he has large pecs. But his arms are skinny. How does he get well defined pecs without also developing his arms?
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6 Texas power plants off-line - asks customers to conserve - and they want us to buy electric cars to add to the load?     (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted by gimpyoldman to TellUpgoat 2.0 years ago

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Last year it was power outages here in Texas because it got too cold, now it's because it's too hot.
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Old married man joke     (Jokes)

submitted by gimpyoldman to Jokes 2 years ago

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Last summer the A/C in my 30 year old pick up quit working. I've putting off getting it fixed, didn't need during the winter. But, this is East TX and today it was in the low 90s. The wife nagged me to get it fixed, said she wouldn't ride in it without A/C. So I went to the local repair shop, run by on old guy (like me). After yakking, telling him I was new to the area, turns out his dad built the house we bought. I told him about the A/C, and that the wife wouldn't ride in the truck without it working. He asked me if I wanted him to give me an outrageous quote or say it was too old to fix, parts no longer available. I do love my wife, I still feel like I won the lottery when I found her, so I got it fixed for what I thought was cheap.
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2017 - Andrew Tate detained on border of Moldova and Ukraine by Russians     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by gimpyoldman to whatever 2.2 years ago

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I find it funny as hell that both the Russian and Ukraine troops wear camoflouge uniforms, then tie bright colored tape on their arms and legs.     (whatever)

submitted by gimpyoldman to whatever 2.2 years ago

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Where are the leaks and transcripts of Bidens' calls to Ukraine an Russia?     (politics)

submitted by gimpyoldman to politics 2.2 years ago

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Where are the patriotic staffers in DC that leaked Trumps' calls? Why aren't they leaking Bidens' calls while he is trying to start WW3
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Adolf Trudeau reacts to Canadian truckers     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by gimpyoldman to videos 2.3 years ago

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Just realized our little dog is racists     (Niggers)

submitted by gimpyoldman to Niggers 2.3 years ago

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We live in a small town <2K, about 3 blocks from 'downtown'. A handful of people walk past our house everyday and our little dog stands at the window and barks at them as they go past. I watched him today and realized he only barks at people walking by if they are black. He's a good dog.
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Joe Rogan should sue all the public figures trying to cancel him     (COVIDisntReal)

submitted by gimpyoldman to COVIDisntReal 2.3 years ago

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Now Mr & Mrs Markle are jumping on the cancel Joe bandwagon. He should sue them for slander and libel. Make them prove in court what he has said is 'misinformation'.
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"New World Order" - Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by gimpyoldman to music 2.3 years ago

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Why is it when I see 'SCOTUS' my first thought is that it must be some nasty skin rash in an embarassing place?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by gimpyoldman to AskUpgoat 2.3 years ago

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Sunrise - Breakwater Marina - Townsville, Qsld - April 2003     (u.smutty.horse)

submitted by gimpyoldman to boats 2.4 years ago

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Less than a mile south of the marina is the commercial port. The biggest export was iron ore, which looked like big piles or reddish brown dirt that was trucked in a put into huge piles until there was enough to load a ship. It was moved to the ships on long conveyor belts. Sometimes there was lots of dust, that settled on everything, and would start to rust if you didn't wash it off. But it made for some spectacular sunrises and sunsets.
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Did I photo the original Pepe 18 years ago?     (u.smutty.horse)

submitted by gimpyoldman to pics 2.4 years ago

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Looking thru old photos and found this.
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At anchor - Horseshoe Bay, Magnetic Island     (u.smutty.horse)

submitted by gimpyoldman to boats 2.4 years ago

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Reporter asks AZ AG if he is vaxxed, AG askx reporter if he has an STD     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by gimpyoldman to funny 2.5 years ago

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Why is the MSM not talking about the black man found not guilty of murder and attempted murder shooting at cops - self defense     (www.wpbf.com)

submitted by gimpyoldman to AskUpgoat 2.5 years ago

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I guess they only want to persecute white people.
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The Marine Corps is going (more) woke     (www.npr.org)

submitted by gimpyoldman to Military 2.5 years ago

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"According to the new plan, the aim is to grow a corps that is "more intelligent, physically fit, cognitively mature, and experienced."

WTF is "cognitively mature"?

I spent 7.5 years in the Marines. I left at the end of my second enlistment after seeing promotions going to minorities, instead of on service time and merit.