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[ - ] ModernGuilt 9 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 19:53:07 ago (+9/-0)

I've asked if they have aids. It hits harder than 'stds'.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 21:57:03 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly, straight up ask them if they have the bum flu

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 22:28:10 ago (+6/-0)

I like the way the blondes eyes light up when he asks.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 21:35:16 ago (+2/-0)

Finally! I’ve been waiting for someone of note to do this.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 21:26:01 ago (+0/-0)

and that brings us to WHY am I under SECRET (illegal?) surveillance? They ACCUSE me of being racist. I AGREE. They threaten arrest, plus arrest for ANY thing they don't like about my lifestyle I suppose. PROBABLE CAUSE? Punishment for THEM? MONEY!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 24, 2021 22:07:21 ago (+1/-0)

If it is secret, how do you know?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2021 00:08:35 ago (+1/-0)

He killed the last agent they sent.

[ - ] StopTheEvilAgenda 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2021 11:50:46 ago (+0/-0)

His caps lock key told him

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2021 11:51:43 ago (+0/-0)

That would make a funny gif.

[ - ] Barack_Obama -1 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2021 09:18:08 ago (+0/-1)

You will literally never ever get a reply for this, ever. He needs to live his delusion, he cant have jerks like you breaking his fantasy.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 25, 2021 10:45:59 ago (+2/-0)

But it's fun to ask. I also like to ask about the health of his caps lock.