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Whatthefuck
Member for: 3.9 years

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The fact the dude basically never breaks character and has been doing the same trolling bit for so many years is actually impressive. His dedication to his craft is on the level of savants. I would buy him a beer if I thought his feminine hands could grip the bottle.


/v/ShitpostLitterBox viewpost?postid=684b921e756f4

Shows you the reason why any known blood was always a thing. One gram of shit in your glass of milk makes it a glass of shit.


/v/science viewpost?postid=68491bc6d88a7

I was going to suggest green beans, but then I read the whole post.


/v/AskGoats viewpost?postid=684848bc558e5

You don't need to tell us shitty jokes to prove you're a leftist Sal, we already know.

Here I've got one you'll appreciate. What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His associate! It's not antisemitic because I said globalist. Everyone knows what a banker is, but I didn't say it.


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=684855972bbb2

No one has real social connections on the internet. If you believe otherwise, you're suffering from some sort of mental illness. Sorry if I had to be the one to tell you this.

Trying to use the internet for socializing will make you depressed and retarded. Go outside and join a team or a club or a church or something. You'll feel a lot better and get actual human interaction. Your AI girlfriend isn't real.


/v/Health viewpost?postid=6847aad58a7dd

Very interesting and beautiful style. Thanks for sharing.


/v/music viewpost?postid=68472daf73345

Lose 3lbs with this simple lobotomy trick Doctors don't want you to know!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6846d2850995b

Of course it is. Women empirically have smaller brains than men. I know you're not a woman, but at least try looking things up before making incorrect statements.

You can find better links, but I don't feel like putting in any effort. You'll find this is just a simple fact wherever you look it up. Women's brains are on average 10 to 15% smaller than men's brains.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_size

> In men the average weight is about 1370 g and in women about 1200 g.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6846d2850995b

Canada doesn't have free anything, so prepare to be disappointed!

Canada just has mandatory health insurance, at the Provincial level. Your Ontario insurance is no good in Quebec and vice versa.

Also you pay for it, as part of your taxes. In fact healthcare costs are something like 50% of all taxes collected. If you don't pay, you go to jail. Freeeeeeee!!!

Choosing Canada over America is just brain rot. You watch too much tv. America has everything Canada has, and more, and better.


/v/Polls viewpost?postid=684561751e69e

Based on the info in the article and the fact Yulin has a population of at least 3.6 million (depends on the source, I didn't dig that deep), at least 500k people in just that one city are eating dog meat on a weekly basis.

I don't even eat ribs on a weekly basis, but I would definitely go to a rib festival. I think the support is underestimated by this article.

Aren't pigs supposedly smarter than dogs too? Also, don't Africans literally eat themselves/eachother, and have a thriving slave trade and black market for "human" meat?

I find all the moralizing to be annoying. I don't personally want to eat dogs or horses or dolphins, but all the crying vaginas can fuck themselves. Go be a vegan and kill yourself if you don't like it.

I'm not even opposed to eating the Chinese. But Africa should just be nuked entirely. Sorry elephants, you shouldn't have been so close to niggers.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684333e7c4983

What's the total change in average temperature globally again? Half a degree?


/v/OccidentalEnclave viewpost?postid=68420563349b6

I can forgive your spamming and being a robot, but I cannot abide a Canadian nigger. I'm not sure we can continue to be best friends long term.


/v/Polls viewpost?postid=683ff928e4b54

Any day now he's going to post that copy of the internet.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=683fc983896e9

Worse, he's a nigger spamming bot from Canada.


/v/Polls viewpost?postid=683ff928e4b54

Mmm, nice and fresh. Honey get the kids, I freshened the floor!


/v/NiggerCulture viewpost?postid=68400bbe9ea2c

It's not even a war, that's why Russia has never called it as such. They've figured out the exact amount of force they can use without eliciting an actual response from the Western Faggotocracies.

Russia is pursuing a rather clever strategy. The only question is really whether this was actually the original plan or a fortuitous development they seized upon. I tend to think the latter.


/v/Ukraine viewpost?postid=683eeb123f914

Putin isn't retarded, unlike the collective West. Why would he escalate and change a winning strategy? He's already getting everything Russia could have hoped for, and the Europeans and Americans are paralyzed and unable to further escalate themselves. Literally the last thing Russia will do is go nuclear against a dying country.

They don't need immediate results or flashy wins. That's what Western media needs for their consumers, not what Russia needs to win. They just need to stay the course. Their economy hasn't collapsed, they're building new ways to make revenue, and the Ukraine is slowly disappearing. Hell, the power of the West in general is slowly disappearing, and that's what the world is actually watching.


/v/Ukraine viewpost?postid=683eeb123f914

He admits to being a pedophile 3-4 times a week, then tries to challenge people to fist fights over the internet.

Only a woodchipper can cure what's wrong with that faggot.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=68399ca7b1c19

Look at Sal posting some sweet anti-nigger memes! Good job Sal, it took a while, but you're finally a self-hating nigger!

Post the Whites-only stats for extra lulz!


/v/pics viewpost?postid=683639366bc0d

That's what I was thinking. The only issue is rabbit starvation though. I doubt vegans can sustain life for long as they're lacking fundamental nutritional value.


/v/preppers viewpost?postid=6836d03f29162

I had a feeling it was you, Sal.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=6836abee7f7ec

I don't know the exact circumstances, or the State laws here specifically, but is there not some caveat that any murder committed during another crime becomes 1st degree/felony murder? Like a murder during a robbery, isn't it automatically a 1st degree murder charge? And wasn't this murder committed during a robbery (eg. A theft, where the victim of the theft is physically present)?


/v/FeelsGood viewpost?postid=6832914245236

Everything in that video that wasn't a horse looked dysgenic and retarded.


/v/FatPeopleHate viewpost?postid=6831e6422e1bb

You should shower as often as it's needed. When I'm running and working out and playing sports, I often end up having 4 or 5 showers in a day.

Sometimes you just need a quick rinse. Sometimes you need a deep scrub.

It's not something you need to involve your doctor with... unless you like showering with gay doctors...


/v/Health viewpost?postid=6831a21781100