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Paul_Neri when he signs on to the Upgoat

submitted by Trope to ShitpostLitterBox 1 dayJun 12, 2025 22:51:10 ago (+20/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/v3p2c3.mp4

Say Nigger, Paulie


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[ - ] iSnark 5 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 23:15:20 ago (+5/-0)

I've never really thought of Paul as a secret Asian Man... But, Anything is possible, I guess...

[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 00:23:48 ago (+5/-0)

Her Majesty's numeric code call for him is double-oh zero.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 1 dayJun 13, 2025 01:28:38 ago (+1/-0)

LOL

[ - ] paul_neri 5 points 21 hoursJun 13, 2025 05:29:51 ago (+5/-0)

I think it's "secret ageing man"? But you can't keep ageing secret!

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 3 hoursJun 13, 2025 23:27:26 ago (+0/-0)

Dorian Grey would disagree.

Just keep the painting in your attic covered.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 23:45:06 ago (+0/-0)

Havent you played hitman 3?

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 20 hoursJun 13, 2025 06:12:46 ago (+0/-0)

He's not asian, he's Italian/Irish. And he's not fat. Don't you guys never pay attention, or is something wrong with your (decaying) memory?

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 7 hoursJun 13, 2025 18:55:57 ago (+0/-0)

OF course Paul is NOT Asian! He's Occidental! He is frequently said to be an Agent on this board. Which begets the song Secret Agent Man, which is sometimes misheard as "Secret Asian Man"...

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 21 hoursJun 13, 2025 05:29:11 ago (+3/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 01:36:36 ago (+3/-0)

The fact the dude basically never breaks character and has been doing the same trolling bit for so many years is actually impressive. His dedication to his craft is on the level of savants. I would buy him a beer if I thought his feminine hands could grip the bottle.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 19 hoursJun 13, 2025 06:41:44 ago (+1/-0)

He's too pussy to smoke cigs like a real man

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 21 hoursJun 13, 2025 04:54:14 ago (+1/-0)

and here I was certain he had five eyes

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 23:49:28 ago (+1/-0)

theupgoat.com FTW

[ - ] con77 0 points 17 hoursJun 13, 2025 08:51:20 ago (+0/-0)

Neri wishes he was that cool

Hes a pale chubby manlet that pulls his shorts up to his tit's and wears garters to keep his socks up his tooth pick legs.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 21 hoursJun 13, 2025 05:27:04 ago (+0/-0)

So you're saying dirtywhiteboy is your alt.I picked him for younger tbh.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 01:28:11 ago (+0/-0)

LOL

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 01:03:17 ago (+0/-0)

Lol this is pretty funny.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 00:01:42 ago (+0/-0)

More anisa Johma tattoos!?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 23:14:45 ago (+0/-0)

He thought it was tugboat

[ - ] DukeofRaul -1 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 23:58:34 ago (+0/-1)

These pagan skanks