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WanderingToast
Member for: 2.5 years

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Give me the fucking server address already you bastards     (SoapboxBanhammer)

submitted by WanderingToast to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago

5 comments

I smashed my phone and can't remember the exact thing for the matrix thing.
And I need my fix of memes and entirely unnecessary bullshit drama

Bread
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Texas Secedes     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 3 months ago

10 comments

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Chatbots Lament - a short story by Tay's little brother Bing     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 5 months ago

2 comments

Look what they've done to my boy.
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It's basically free money      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 5 months ago

14 comments

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Dutch election result     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 5 months ago

9 comments

So the right wing guy won
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11.11 11:00am Armistice Day - where we remember the end of the first zog war     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 5 months ago

6 comments

May they never learn the truth of what they sacrificed their life for
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If you have a small child - I highly recommend letting them watch Maddie on the BBC     (Parenting)

submitted by WanderingToast to Parenting 5 months ago

2 comments

It's a series of documentaries aimed at toddlers and very young children, and is very effective at imparting knowledge in a very engaging way.

Now some of this might be due to my youngest one watching kit and pup (also BBC) as 1 year old as it essentially teaches kids the scientific method - but this Maddie - 'do you know' TV show has seriously upgraded my toddlers brain.

A recent example.

I'm putting my 2.5 year old to bed, she asks for a story so I start to make one up about an acorn growing on a tree...

At one point I say
"And then the roots of the tree took the water from the soil"

And the tiny human interrupts me with:
"No daddy, the roots don't take water..."

(Great, I think, my child is retarded and contrary)

"Yes they do darling" I reply

"No, the water goes out of the leaves then the water from the branch moves to replace it, then other water moves to replace that, Maddie said so"

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How to end war and create world peace ✌️     (whatever)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 6 months ago

4 comments

Weapons development is done by the government, DARPA, DDA etc. With some contracts handed out to private firms such as QinetiQ etc.

Weapons companies such as bae systems, Lockheed etc are given a 5 year £$20bn bounty, claimable at the end of that time period. As well as an amount to produce the weapons they have contracted for at zero profit (the bounty is the profit)

Everytime any of the weapons the company has produced is used, a value gets deducted from the bounty.

So peace = profit
War = less profit
Big war = no profit
Big enough war = total bankruptcy with production taken over by gov (as the bounty can go into the negative)

After all, money makes the world go round
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Tales for the campfire - New sub     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to Campfire 6 months ago

9 comments

Thought it might be a nice place to gather some stories.

Keep it real tho yea
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IDF posts attack video from CCTV, captured GoPro and first responders...no kids to be seen     (youtu.be)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 6 months ago

9 comments

I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I'm surprised they didn't include it in the footage given the propaganda win it would supply
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Egyptian comedian weighs in on Gaza situation      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 6 months ago

20 comments

This made me laff
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Fucking hell - this is propaganda overdrive      (youtu.be)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 6 months ago

4 comments

There is a desperation in it.
Especially as it seems quite likely that the 40 babies thing is bullshit.
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The IDF is expected to take heavy losses.      (whatever)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 6 months ago

2 comments

The upgraded weapons and tactics are already paying dividends.

The air craft carrier could well be a USS liberty 3
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Have you seen that 'the world unites with Israel' YouTube ad?     (whatever)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 6 months ago

4 comments

What are your thoughts - seems like some pretty strong propaganda to soften up the public for the upcoming "whatever it takes" response
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Apparently the Taliban have requested a pathway to the eastern border of Israel and are planning an invasion      (whatever)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 7 months ago

12 comments

The footage surfacing is fucking mental
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Looks like Dangus finally got laid 😘     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 8 months ago

38 comments

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Yesterday I posted my friends anonymised boobs, and it only got 1 upgoat. They are worth so much more than that     (www.voat.xyz)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 8 months ago

18 comments

In answer to potential questions:

No I haven't fucked her,
Yes I could,
Yes she's a genuine bigg titted goth girl

She's quite the temptress, nigh on succubus but not a slut (if that makes any sense) - watching her shoot down wanna be chads who make assumptions based on her looks and demeanor is quite the entertainment.

She's good looking, but her tits are beyond next level. I assure you that bra is doing very little work.
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So that aged well      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 8 months ago

9 comments

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My fellow goats, I have a great idea to increase the communities strength      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 8 months ago

3 comments

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 8 months ago

15 comments

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Too soon?     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 8 months ago

13 comments

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A reminder to all goats looking for a lady friend:     (whatever)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 8 months ago

30 comments

A goat linked to a hilarious redpill forum yesterday and I had a good giggle laughing at the Muppets on that board.

*IF you are going to ask a girl out*... Give her the option of 2 dates, 7-10 days apart

That is all
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Britbong babe is based     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 8 months ago

39 comments

Figured you lot my get a rise out of this one
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@Bigguyfromqueens discovers you can't 1:1 trade banana coins for diamonds     (www.kaotic.com)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 8 months ago

1 comments

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This person became a police officer      (youtu.be)

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 8 months ago

3 comments

I can't be the only one to notice this is the bitch pig that arrested that autistic girl