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Looks like Dangus finally got laid 😘

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 15:37:59 ago (+32/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/1dnv87.jpg



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[ - ] Spaceman84 16 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 16:00:00 ago (+16/-0)

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 02:41:09 ago (+3/-0)

Fukn A!!

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 05:55:57 ago (+1/-0)*

Hey! I have those same stainless steel shelves in my kitchen. The six foot, six shelf version. They're awesome.
I liked them so much I got the black version for my loading room.

As a public service announcement: That pump bottle hand sanitizer is not recommended for use a personal lubricant.

(Not saying you can't, we're all adults here. Just saying you shouldn't. Ill advised. Unwise. YMMV.)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 06:13:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 9 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 17:10:51 ago (+10/-1)

I live like this just to make Jordan Peterson cry on camera.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 9 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 16:06:17 ago (+9/-0)

Make your room great again.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 6 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 20:36:41 ago (+6/-0)

I suddenly feel better about my bedroom.

[ - ] DoughGoy 5 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 01:43:56 ago (+5/-0)

Of course he has a shelf full of those little movie action figure things. I forgot what they are called.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 03:44:08 ago (+4/-0)

Funko Pops. They're the most offensive thing about that room, nudging out even the Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 16:09:42 ago (+6/-0)

Holy fuckin neet nest.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 21:19:18 ago (+3/-0)

You spelled skeet wrong

[ - ] puppy528 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 00:54:01 ago (+4/-0)

Looks like every early 20s stoner's apartment I've ever seen, but with a Trump flag.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 16:02:50 ago (+5/-0)

haha Bengals.

Makes sense.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 20:37:47 ago (+3/-0)

First thing i noticed as well

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 06:24:49 ago (+2/-0)

Hanging on the clothing rack that's masquerading as an "exercise bike".

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 14:26:54 ago (+0/-0)

Of course this is someone from Cincinnati or Covington…

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 03:48:08 ago (+3/-0)

Women seething at how little it actually takes to make a man happy.

[ - ] NaggerFagger 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 15:58:40 ago (+4/-0)

That futon is shit, impossible to have sex on.

[ - ] Spaceman84 13 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 16:02:20 ago (+13/-0)

Skill issue

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 6 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 20:37:13 ago (+6/-0)

Bs. Ive done worse.

[ - ] ymihere 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 22:10:01 ago (+3/-0)

Well... He's got hand sanitizer... So your girlfriend is safe, he's clean... Go for it... He's probably had his rabies jab...

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 06:18:54 ago (+2/-0)*

Who needs a curtain rod when you have packing tape, amiright? Seems a bit like overkill though, he's already got blinds, and the slats aren't even bent and fucked up.

Is that a dirt floor, or just mostly? It's like the carpet just gave up and started composting itself directly into topsoil.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 21:18:51 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 06:15:26 ago (+1/-0)*

I'm an Iron City man myself, but still a great mixer for the Full Throttle.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 20:55:30 ago (+2/-0)

her dates house

Nope it’s a woman.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 08:56:31 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah most women keep a football helmet around just in case. Women are retarded after all.

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 16:17:06 ago (+2/-0)

I knew one guy who lived like this. He went worse every year.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 16:11:18 ago (+2/-0)

Tell me there's no father in her life without saying she doesn't have a father in her life

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 02:43:44 ago (+1/-0)

The paper bag on the futon is for the occasional shart.
Ask me how I know

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 23:37:59 ago (+1/-0)

Bullshit. This is too much like how pedos think of right wingers.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 22:25:44 ago (+1/-0)

Those racks are nice. You usually see them in restaurant kitchens. 1" increments on the legs plus the little spinny levelers on the feet. Good ones could even hold the weight of his date per shelf.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 18:44:44 ago (+1/-0)

Catbox aint workin for shit for me

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 14:34:13 ago (+0/-0)*

These are the same NPCs that say they are anti lockdown, anti vax, anti fauchi, yet will completely defend Trump thinking he thinks the same way and would still vote for him over DeSantis.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 12:38:53 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like half a dorm.

[ - ] happytoes 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 11:10:48 ago (+0/-0)

That is bad, like where is the lathe? where is the pillar drill? A man should have machine tools.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 2, 2023 09:59:36 ago (+0/-0)

"If you can't take me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

-The sign above the futon probably

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 19:33:24 ago (+1/-1)

Link is fucked
Still doesnt open

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 21:20:23 ago (+2/-0)

Stop using edge

[ - ] MoronSaint -1 points 1.8 yearsSep 1, 2023 20:35:38 ago (+1/-2)

So many cum stains