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we_kill_creativity used to be a really amazing guy. If he'd always been an asshole, there would be no point in doing and intervention. (SoapboxBanhammer)

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When he comes to the intervention, we're all gonna punch him in the dick.

This is the actual text from the AP news service. You can't make this up. (SoapboxBanhammer)

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SGT CHAD AND KFC TYRONE WERE KILLED CONDUCTING CHILD HARVESTING OPERATIONS IN GAZA. BURN VICTIMS HAVE NO SKIN COLOR.

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NEVERMIND THE GORILLA HAMMOCKS ARE UNDER SIEGE BY THE BROWN TOPIARY. YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON YOUR OWN HAIRY GROWTHS BEYOND THE FEDERAL ACETONE FACTORIES. WEKILLCREARIVITY DOES NOT BELIEVE IN CHILD LABOR LAWS. (SoapboxBanhammer)

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So it goes like this: every time someone makes a post here, you have to take a drink.

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REMEMBER THAT TIME WE_KILL_CREATIVITY FUCKED A GOPHER ON CAM AND DIDNT REMEMBER IT THE NEXT MORNING AND GOT MAD BUT THEN THE NEXT DAY HE FORGOT THAT WE TOLD HIM ABOUT THE TIME HE FUCKED A GOPHER ON CAM? FOREST CREATURES CANNOT REPORT RAPE. (SoapBanDoxHammer)

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So back when I was a kid, I was claiming this tree and a caterpillar shit acid into my arm somehow and I screamed because I didn't even know caterpillars could shoot acid and then I fell out of the tree and told my mom and she didn't believe me and told me to go back outside and then we_kill_creativity murdered me the end.

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TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE RESOLVE THEIR KARMA BY PISSING THEM OFF AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IS A THANKLESS JOB BUT I GET THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THAT I MAKE PEOPLE CLENCH THEIR ASSHOLES SO HARD YOU COULD BAKE A CAKE IN THERE, A REALLY GOOD JULIA CHILD CLENCH CAKE WITH SPRINKLES AND AIDS. (SoapboxBanhammer)

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So hear me out. This is how it's going down. We gonna ride to the border with a car full of African nigger blowup dolls (because the border guards will think they are Rotteuxx) and then the border guards will be confused because there are so many of him. But right then we pop them all and the guards will get freaked out and think we did some wizard shit but it wasn't really wizard shit it was just we popped the blow up African nigger sex dolls that they thought were really clones of Rotteuxx and then they will investigate and go to his house and everyone will be really confused and won't know what to do next and that when we tell them about the dead hooker in his basement. (Ta-da)

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WE_KILL_CREATIVITY WILL ASK THE SAME QUESTION 200 TIMES TO THE SAME PERSON IN ONE CONVERSATION AND EXPECT A DIFFERENT ANSWER EACH TIME. I THINK THIS IS BECAUSE IF A TIMELINE GLITCH THAT SWAPS HIM OUT WITH AN ALTERNATE SELF AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. OR ITS BRAIN DAMAGE. I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T DO IT. (SoapboxBanhammer)

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You can help we_kill_creativity by relentlessly interventioning him. If he doesn't stop drinking, he will die, and I don't want that to happen because even though he is a child murderer he is still a really good man deep down inside the old well on aunt labia"s farm where she used to dump all her uneaten pickled cactuses that she got from the desert and fermented and turned into mezcal because after she did that she would drink the meclzcal and then see it out into the well because she was a strange woman who drew her water from the septic tank until the fateful day when her farm got stopped on by a big Godzilla thing that was real mean because we_kill_creativity murdered it's children. Be in your guard.

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ROTTEUXX HAS A TINY PEE PEE AND HE IS SAD ABOUT THAT. WE NEED TO CHEER HIM UP. DO YOU THINK HE LIKES FALAFEL FRENCH TOAST? IF HE IS HAPPY MAYBE HE WILL FORGET ABOUT HIS PEE PEE AND FIND THE JOY OF LIFE IN DOING MACARONI PICTURES. SBBH UNIVERSITY USED TO OFFER A MACARONI PICTURES CLASS. WHAT DO? (SoapboxBanhammer)

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I went walking outside the other day and came up on a strange woman picking flowers. She was real ugly. Also she was kinda furry. Also she was naked and walked on all fours. I think she liked me because she began to chase me. When I got to the police station I told them about her, but they said she was a bear. I insisted otherwise, and then told them about the ham guitar that my brother left out by the back door. It ain't no thang, but in the end I whipped up some might fine pancakes. Later that girl showed up again and we got married. Then the sheriff shot her when we went out for groceries. My brother must have been working for the sheriff because he said she was a bear, too. My brother is a retard and I hate him.

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GABARAS CUPCAKE SHOWER IS STILL BACK ON VOAT. WE HAVE TO FIND THE ILD SERVER SO WE CAN RESCUE IT FROM WE_KILL_CREATIVITY. WE_KILL_CREATIVITY MURDERS BABIES BECAUSE HE HAS ALCOHOL PSYCHOSIS. ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST CHOIRS. (SoapboxBanhammer)

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I want to find the episode of Star Trek TNG where Barclay makes a naked 500ft Deana Troi on the holodeck, then builds a makeshift shelter in her vagina to weather out the storm after he gets stuck in the holodeck and gets locked in with the safety protocols disabled. Then Riker shows up to save him and things become awkward. I only saw it once and can't find it again.

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I DID NOT HACK THE NSA DATABASE USING BANANA CREAM WHIPPED TOPPING. IT WAS KANOS, THE EYE-FELLER. HE DANGLE THE BLOOPIES ON THE TARP AND THE FILMED IT AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET. DO NOT GO ON THE INTERNET OR YOU WILL SEE IT!!!!???? (SoapboxBanhammer)

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we_kill_creativity murders children.

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I DIDN'T MAKE THE MONKEY MILK. IT WAS THE ONE EYED ICE CREAM MAN FROM SASKATCHAWAN WHEN HE BOOBLIED MY FROODLES. THERE ARE NO SAFE TIMELINES (SoapboxBanhammer)

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Doxxing GreyDragon (files.catbox.moe)

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