This is the actual text from the AP news service. You can't make this up. - Upgoat

This is the actual text from the AP news service. You can't make this up.
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 13:07:52 ago (+4/-4) (SoapboxBanhammer)

SGT CHAD AND KFC TYRONE WERE KILLED CONDUCTING CHILD HARVESTING OPERATIONS IN GAZA. BURN VICTIMS HAVE NO SKIN COLOR.

[ - ] MichelleObamasPenis 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 15:11:38 ago (+0/-0)

You, OP, are a piece of shit. Take your meds just like the nice man said.

[ - ] ShitstainTango [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 15:24:44 ago (+2/-1)

Paul Simon is a piece of shit.