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TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE RESOLVE THEIR KARMA BY PISSING THEM OFF AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IS A THANKLESS JOB BUT I GET THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THAT I MAKE PEOPLE CLENCH THEIR ASSHOLES SO HARD YOU COULD BAKE A CAKE IN THERE, A REALLY GOOD JULIA CHILD CLENCH CAKE WITH SPRINKLES AND AIDS.

submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 02:50:48 ago (+5/-11)     (SoapboxBanhammer)

So hear me out. This is how it's going down. We gonna ride to the border with a car full of African nigger blowup dolls (because the border guards will think they are Rotteuxx) and then the border guards will be confused because there are so many of him. But right then we pop them all and the guards will get freaked out and think we did some wizard shit but it wasn't really wizard shit it was just we popped the blow up African nigger sex dolls that they thought were really clones of Rotteuxx and then they will investigate and go to his house and everyone will be really confused and won't know what to do next and that when we tell them about the dead hooker in his basement. (Ta-da)


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