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ROTTEUXX HAS A TINY PEE PEE AND HE IS SAD ABOUT THAT. WE NEED TO CHEER HIM UP. DO YOU THINK HE LIKES FALAFEL FRENCH TOAST? IF HE IS HAPPY MAYBE HE WILL FORGET ABOUT HIS PEE PEE AND FIND THE JOY OF LIFE IN DOING MACARONI PICTURES. SBBH UNIVERSITY USED TO OFFER A MACARONI PICTURES CLASS. WHAT DO?

submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 02:13:53 ago (+5/-15)     (SoapboxBanhammer)

I went walking outside the other day and came up on a strange woman picking flowers. She was real ugly. Also she was kinda furry. Also she was naked and walked on all fours. I think she liked me because she began to chase me. When I got to the police station I told them about her, but they said she was a bear. I insisted otherwise, and then told them about the ham guitar that my brother left out by the back door. It ain't no thang, but in the end I whipped up some might fine pancakes. Later that girl showed up again and we got married. Then the sheriff shot her when we went out for groceries. My brother must have been working for the sheriff because he said she was a bear, too. My brother is a retard and I hate him.


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