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ShitsInHoneypots

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Movie night starts in a little over 30 minutes. (Maybe 15 minutes late) I might be a little late. (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to MoviesWithGoats 1.6 years ago

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Ultrasound (2022) starts at 6:40PM EST - A cerebral mindfuck film about mind control. Would have been a cult classic by now if it had been released 20 years ago.

Samuel's Travels (2021) starts at 8:35PM EST - An American searching for his biological father in the most remote corner of Eastern Europe is kidnapped and enslaved by a family of pig farmers. Little does he suspect that the pigs will become his greatest allies, and will declare him their king.

stream link: https://cytu.be/r/moviegoats

My Son Hunter was removed from the line-up, since it sucks.

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Whenever we make fun of system/TheVenerable, does he still cry and then drown his pain by masturbating to photos of George Floyd? Just asking. (SoapboxBanhammer)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to SoapboxBanhammer 1.8 years ago

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@heygeorge, why did you abandon us? We miss your shitty dad jokes. WE WANT YOU BACK. Get in the matrix chat!!!!!! PM me and I'll give you a security token. (SoapboxBanhammer)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to SoapboxBanhammer 1.8 years ago

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DrStrangeogv. Get your scruffy unwashed ass into the fuckoffwerefull Matrix chat right this instant. I will not ask again. Do not make me use the violins. (whatever)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to whatever 1.8 years ago

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How the hell is anyone still using this sad-ass knock-off site? I knew you were all faggots. (whatever)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to whatever 1.8 years ago

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Dial gay.

Movies With Goats Saturday Movie Night is running 30 minutes late. The Northman (2022) starts in one hour. (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to MoviesWithGoats 1.9 years ago

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Stream link: https://cytu.be/r/moviegoats

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Did you know that talk.lol/voat.xyz chat is fucking cancer? (AskGoats)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to AskGoats 1.9 years ago

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Leave your responses below. I'll get back to each of them in the order they are received.

Also: Has anyone seen Dialator? (I mean Dial_Indicator)

Early morning movie in Movies With Goats starts in 45 minutes: The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984) - 2 million years before the events of A New Hope, David Carradine fights the ancestor of Jabba the Hutt on Tattooine. And there's boobs. (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to MoviesWithGoats 1.9 years ago

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stream link: https://cytu.be/r/moviegoats

Each panel of this comic was generated by the DALL*E A.I. from the input "Commander Riker eating a hotdog." (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to StarTrek 1.9 years ago

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Dangus can't hide anymore. I found his Twitter account. (twitter.com)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to whatever 1.9 years ago

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I got 99 problems. But Dial ain't one. (dial_gay)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to dial_gay 1.9 years ago

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Dial be all like.... (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to DialGay 2.0 years ago

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Dial gay. (i.imgflip.com)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to DialGay 2.0 years ago

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Movie night is up. Vampire Comedy theme. (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to MoviesWithGoats 2.0 years ago

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https://cytu.be/r/moviegoats

SoapboxBanhammer now has an active sub on cringetopia.org. @heygeorge, @Dial_Indicator, @facelessone, @SeanBox get in here! (cringetopia.org)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to SoapboxBanhammer 2 years ago

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@heygeorge, @Dial_Indicator, @facelessone, @SeanBox
https://cringetopia.org/h/soapboxbanhammer/

To anyone on the Fuckoffwerefull Matrix server: Wowbagger, with the help of Serendipity, will attempt to resolve the ongoing outages tonight. Please check in tomorrow. (whatever)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to whatever 2 years ago

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I do not consent to experimentation. (whatever)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to whatever 2 years ago

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All the cool people left, because the cool people hang with SBBH. SBBH took all the best goats with 'em, and they're not coming back. Way to go system, you fucked yourself.

Troma Tuesday starts in a little over an hour at 5:30 CST (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to MoviesWithGoats 2.1 years ago

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Movie options to be decided. But Tromeo and Juliet will probably be on the list.

Stream Link: https://cytu.be/r/moviegoats

Fuck off, we're full: A (maybe) urgent notice to all goats who use Discord (or know one who does). (TellTalk)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to TellTalk 2.1 years ago

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Illustrated instructions: https://files.catbox.moe/8tvj40.png

As many of you know, Discord's new Terms of Service go into effect on March 28th. The new terms of service ban certain kinds of speech and behavior; even if they occur off of the platform.
Some of us anticipate the possibility that this could co-incide with mass account deletion based on previous user posts. It is possible Discord has already flagged our accounts and servers for deletion on that date. It probably won't happen, but if it does we're ready for it.

The epic chad Wowbagger has shelled out for a new private Matrix server, and all goats are invited. Feel free to bring non-goats also, but they likely will not be invited to the private goats-only space, but can make their own if they wish.

If you do not currently want to switch from Discord to Matrix, we suggest that you save this information in the unfortunate event that you are forced to change your mind later.

Most unresolved issues that users regularly encountered on Serendipity's Goatpen Matrix server have already been resolved by Wowbagger on the new "Fuck Off, We're Full" server, so we anticipate a mostly smooth transition. However, Wowbagger is currently still tweaking things. So in the unlikely event the server loses your account information due to a server wipe, please just re-make your account and join again.

Many Goatpen Matrix users (even tech savvy ones) had difficulty creating an account on the old Goatpen homeserver, so I am including illustrated instructions in the link above for account creation. It's not actually hard. Most users on the old server just overlooked a single step that led to some annoyances.

And one final note: Fuck off, we're full. Go back to Reddit you fucking niggerfaggot cock-leech kike-rimmers.

--TurdLord5000

The Troma Tuesday movie event starts in a little over one hour. (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to MoviesWithGoats 2.1 years ago

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Stream link: https://cytu.be/r/moviegoats

Voting options:

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)
Terror Firmer (1999)
The 12 Slays of Christmas (2016)
Troma's War (1989)
Vegas in Space (1991)

Troma Tuesday starts in one hour: (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to MoviesWithGoats 2.2 years ago

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https://cytu.be/r/moviegoats

Voting options:
Chillers (1987)
Stuck on You! (1985)
Sgt. Kabukiman: NYPD (1991)
Terror Firmer (1999)
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2012)

Introducing Troma Tuesdays: Troma marathon every Tuesday in Movies With Goats. Starting at 6:30 EST / 5:30 CT. (MoviesWithGoats)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to MoviesWithGoats 2.2 years ago

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Stream Link: https://cytu.be/r/moviegoats

Leave a comment if you would like a one hour notification before it starts.

Redditor makes post about stronk women Ukrainian soldiers. Doesn't notice one of them is wearing a black sun. (archive.fo)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to whatever 2.2 years ago

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Full image https://i.ibb.co/LgP1HJt/stronk.jpg

Fedpost (whatever)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to whatever 2.2 years ago

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Pay your taxes.

Postal (2007) starting in 20 minutes. (cytu.be)

submitted by ShitsInHoneypots to MoviesWithGoats 2.2 years ago

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https://cytu.be/r/moviegoats

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