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ScheduledSuicide
Member for: 4.3 years

scp: 93 (+96/-3)
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votes given: 9463 (+9177/-286)
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Look guys! A 'comment scumbag'! Leaving comments, like a fucking scumbag! Unreal!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6842f40ab9c58

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: “I am adamantly OPPOSED to this and it is a violation of state rights and I would have voted NO if I had known this was in there.”

WTF? How about a 'Do Your Fucking Job' bill? Would ya read that one all the way through?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=683f753f3086d

The subtitles seem to indicate that she was struck by a jet and a jet ski. Pretty ironic.


/v/Beaners viewpost?postid=683681025dd01

Are you saying it's a bad look? Or are you defending the bioweapon?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=683680dc5bfde

Haha! No, it's a joke! He needs a place to live, not a job. It was furthering your point that I couldn't read either... Aw, fuck... never mind.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=682f9c2b77e45

This man obviously needs a job and you're out here berating people.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=682f9c2b77e45

I bet you could get any apartment you wanted! How do you feel about wearing black face and getting a perm?


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=682f9c2b77e45

Haha! Pretty good laughs! But, Barr's wife looks like a chunky chess pawn. Bill Burr's wife is a nigger.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=681e8cce04cb7

They didn't catch shit. No one even tried.


/v/Nature viewpost?postid=681e66015150f

Made it to 47 seconds before having a seizure.


/v/SchizoPost viewpost?postid=67fb3e9babedc

I should do that too. Mine isn't super self-destructive yet. So, I'll wait until then.

My five books:
[The Daily Stoic](https://a.co/d/afvpiWz)
[Fingerprints of the Gods: The Quest For Earth's Lost Civilization](https://a.co/d/1fbhc6z)
The Bible (for manipulative purposes... sorry - just being true to alcoholic form)
The talmud (to show everyone what fucking degenerates jews are)
[Allen Carr's Quit Drinking Without Willpower: Be a happy nondrinker](https://a.co/d/87Us5DH)

Take care and give your liver a little PTO. Good luck!


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=67f25c5b8374e

Maybe make it a little taller and put a fake head on it and let it just sort of float around as a decoy.


/v/Guns viewpost?postid=67f0c2a317393

I wish you all the best too. I'm sorry for my assholish reaction. I'm sure you're a great person.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67a7447515c55

Well, I didn't. But daaaaaaaamn... Elizabeth Banks is hot. Totally fucking kidding. She's my new 'baseball stats' thought.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67e685a614d4a

Reminds me of that Animaniacs joke about finger prince.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67da144958dd1

Yeah. I get tired of 'Nazi' getting applied to every bolshevik-acting, weimar-gobbling fucktard that comes down the pike. It's insulting.


/v/MeanwhileOnTwitter viewpost?postid=67d13b561560c

They should probably get that useless thing off the road, and move the car and guardrail too.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67cbbc0a0ea66

What is the significance of 'Mr. Robot's S2E2 scene "You can't have the CON without the CONFIDENCE"'?


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=67bdedcf2b178

He's just attracted to the little brit and is trying to impress him. What a fag.


/v/Glowniggers viewpost?postid=67bd7f1f97c8c

What the fuck? Such a judgement off a little statement? The jew has fucked your ass. You're like a lightning bug. Full of glowie jew buggers. Wiggle, glowie-bug.

On the other hand, I'd say, "Yes. You are correct. The jew has fucked with my perceptions all my life and I question to this day what is wholesome or if what I'm being told is wholesome is wholesome..."

But at least the people here aren't so fucked that they've stopped questioning. I'm glad we have people like you on some sort of pedestal to overwatch and point fingers about our mental clarity.

I elect you to do something about (((them))).

All hail Moravian!


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67a7447515c55

I guess I don't hate *all* old people.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67a7447515c55